Posted April 12, 2013

Bad Hair Day
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Registered: Dec 2012
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gloombandit
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Registered: Mar 2012
From United Kingdom
Posted April 12, 2013


Very good times kicking back on a Saturday afternoon with Heavy Metal, a good pal & a beer each.
HomerSimpson: I'm a fan of Carpenter in general. Escape From New York, The Thing, The Fog, Prince of Darkness, Halloween, Assault on Precinct 13....I'll watch them any time I come across them. Not every movie he made was good. But there's no denying he made some good movies.
The Fog was on the other week... that was a late nite for me, with Adrienne Barbeau & some very sweet dreams :P
- Goddamm those Egg Salad thieves! Compulsory telephone directory lessons for everbody!
Post edited April 12, 2013 by gloombandit

MaridAudran
Arquebusted
Registered: Aug 2010
From United States
Posted April 12, 2013
Yeah, Cronenberg built his reputation as a B-movie horror director in Canada. It was only until about Videodrome (and possibly Dead Ringers) that his reputation as "Cronenberg, Indie Psychodrama God" was started, name-checked alongside David Lynch whenever film students gather.

orcishgamer
Mad and Green
Registered: Jun 2010
From United States

Azilut
You Are Here
Registered: Jun 2012
From Canada
Posted April 12, 2013
One of my favourite things about "Prince of Darkness" is the way Donald Pleasence and Victor Wong seem to be having a "weird face competition" throughout the movie.
"I see your lazy eye and raise you a squinty eye!"
"I see your lazy eye and raise you a squinty eye!"

gloombandit
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Registered: Mar 2012
From United Kingdom
Posted April 12, 2013
"A squint?!" says Donald Pleasance; "Pah! Take this thousand-yard stare!" lol

GaminggUy45
Galaxy Explorer
Registered: Feb 2012
From United States
Posted April 12, 2013
Postal it wasn't bad it was awesome

oogla
New User
Registered: Nov 2012
From United States
Posted April 13, 2013
I humbly add into the mix a great forgotten gem...
Get Crazy
IMDB title tt0085551 (sorry, it says I can't post links yet).
If nothing else, because Electric Larry is awesome.
Get Crazy
IMDB title tt0085551 (sorry, it says I can't post links yet).
If nothing else, because Electric Larry is awesome.

thelovebat
Falcon...Brunch!
Registered: Jun 2010
From United States

TerriblePurpose
Kwisatz Haderach
Registered: Sep 2008
From Canada
Posted April 13, 2013
Well, to be honest, I don't feel that any of the movies I listed are 'bad' movies. If I like 'em, they ain't bad, right? But the movies I listed often elicit eye rolling and ridicule when I mention them to most people (if they've even heard of them), so that's why they made my list.

TStael
A Finn
Registered: May 2011
From Finland
Posted April 13, 2013
In the rare "Mae West" category, quoting as follows: "When I am Good, I am very Good. When I am Bad, I am Better."
Peter Jackson: Meet the Feebles.
An iconoclastic masterpiece that would make those LoTR characters swallow their highly commercialized clichés down the wrong throat.
Peter in my view is so wasted on those blockbusters - anyone can more or less direct that stuff but making this hilarious 18-rated puppet movie takes true originality to conceive. Look out for hilarious and politically incorrect Deer Hunter parody!
I am positively amazed this one ever got financed!!
Just had to add: imagine a drug dealing, cheat of a golf playing Scottish Warthog as a puppet... Or a Cow X-rated actress sitting on her considerably smaller co-star (crab or cockroach or such like... cannot remember), and the Rat of the director coolly maintaining a commercial opportunity: "Maybe we can sell this as a snuff movie."
Peter Jackson: Meet the Feebles.
An iconoclastic masterpiece that would make those LoTR characters swallow their highly commercialized clichés down the wrong throat.
Peter in my view is so wasted on those blockbusters - anyone can more or less direct that stuff but making this hilarious 18-rated puppet movie takes true originality to conceive. Look out for hilarious and politically incorrect Deer Hunter parody!
I am positively amazed this one ever got financed!!
Just had to add: imagine a drug dealing, cheat of a golf playing Scottish Warthog as a puppet... Or a Cow X-rated actress sitting on her considerably smaller co-star (crab or cockroach or such like... cannot remember), and the Rat of the director coolly maintaining a commercial opportunity: "Maybe we can sell this as a snuff movie."
Post edited April 13, 2013 by TStael

Bad Hair Day
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Registered: Dec 2012
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Posted April 13, 2013
Everytime I log on I think of another good one. Well, kind of, there is nothing good about this one; it's actually really sad to see B.B. King in this piece of shit...and Thomas Dolby...and Toni Basil.

TStael
A Finn
Registered: May 2011
From Finland
Posted April 13, 2013

Speaking of James Bond movies. Some are not very very good. I love James Bond movies.
But "OK Connery" aka "Operation Kid Brother" aka "Operation double 007" beats them all.
As to James Bond, I really quite enjoyed Skyfall precisely for the cheapness of the story plots - I suppose writing a plausible scenario would be just too difficult. But Skyfall was a bad movie, really. I do think they should change the actor of James Bond probably about every second movie to keep it fresh.
Rarely do I LOL in a movie screening, but one such moment was when the Head of M16 and the Though Local Man bloody flash the flashlight in the darkness, while fleeing a brilliant yet insane and mother-complexed terrorist cum several armed hunch-men. I mean: maybe it was time for this version of M to go, if she has lost it to this extent, eh???
Edit: woops, mixing up acronyms!
Post edited April 13, 2013 by TStael

Telika
Registered: Apr 2012
From Switzerland
Posted April 13, 2013

Speaking of James Bond movies. Some are not very very good. I love James Bond movies.
But "OK Connery" aka "Operation Kid Brother" aka "Operation double 007" beats them all.

(but his early sword-and-sandals do feel a bit weird)
By "james bond", I mean up to the reboots (which are more like bourne rip-offs). Bad bond movies, when they were still part of the series, still were charming and amusing. The craig films are just bland, and completely lack the specific little bond flavor that make the previous ones precious.
Post edited April 13, 2013 by Telika

mighty.ape.acct
Mightiest Ape
Registered: Aug 2012
From New Zealand
Posted April 17, 2013


"Now Man-Animal will go to seek his favourite food!"
Oh God, I'm laughing just thinking about him...