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Posted February 08, 2012
I'm a lawyer.
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Posted February 08, 2012
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Adzeth: I hang around a University and nod when people look like they expect me to know what they're talking about.
Ah so you're a grad student too! :)
Posted February 08, 2012
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michaelleung: I'm a spy for the Fijian Inteliigence Agency. Right now we're working on assassinating the new leader of North Korea but because we're a small island nation, all I'm allowed to use as weapons is a toothpick and a 1980 map of the world
Just a tip: I'd choose the map if you can't have both at the same time. It probably has more uses.
Posted February 08, 2012
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michaelleung: I'm a spy for the Fijian Inteliigence Agency. Right now we're working on assassinating the new leader of North Korea but because we're a small island nation, all I'm allowed to use as weapons is a toothpick and a 1980 map of the world
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Miaghstir: Just a tip: I'd choose the map if you can't have both at the same time. It probably has more uses.
Yeah, it's a pretty big map so I guess I could suffocate someone with it. Not entirely sure though, it's my second week on the job and there's only two of us in the office.
Posted February 08, 2012
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michaelleung: I'm a spy for the Fijian Inteliigence Agency. Right now we're working on assassinating the new leader of North Korea but because we're a small island nation, all I'm allowed to use as weapons is a toothpick and a 1980 map of the world
At least the map should still be pretty accurate as far as North Korea goes! In fact, you could probably use one from the 19th Century.
Posted February 08, 2012
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michaelleung: Yeah, it's a pretty big map so I guess I could suffocate someone with it. Not entirely sure though, it's my second week on the job and there's only two of us in the office.
I'd guess you also have to use the 50-year-old agency-owned bike (that's running on the rims since it lost its tires a few decades ago) in the rare case of you need to get anywhere (like buying another pack of coffee)?
Post edited February 08, 2012 by Miaghstir
Posted February 08, 2012
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crazy_dave: Ah so you're a grad student too! :)
Sadly no, just a pervert :p
Posted February 08, 2012
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michaelleung: Yeah, it's a pretty big map so I guess I could suffocate someone with it. Not entirely sure though, it's my second week on the job and there's only two of us in the office.
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Miaghstir: I'd guess you also have to use the 50-year-old agency-owned bike (that's running on the rims since it lost its tires a few decades ago) in the rare case of you need to get anywhere (like buying another pack of coffee)?
How do you know all this?! It's supposed to be secret!
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michaelleung: I'm a spy for the Fijian Inteliigence Agency. Right now we're working on assassinating the new leader of North Korea but because we're a small island nation, all I'm allowed to use as weapons is a toothpick and a 1980 map of the world
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FraterPerdurabo: At least the map should still be pretty accurate as far as North Korea goes! In fact, you could probably use one from the 19th Century.
We tried using a 19th century map to get into the Kashmir region, thinking it was India but it turned out it wasn't and we got shot at. Note to boss: must acquire firearms
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Posted February 08, 2012
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crazy_dave: Ah so you're a grad student too! :)
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Adzeth: Sadly no, just a pervert :p
So you're a grad student ... ? :)

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=196
Posted February 08, 2012
Software engineer.
Posted February 08, 2012
Just finish my diploma. Hope there's bright future ahead. I must find a decent job to pay my study loan. GOG junior IT position tempted me, but Warsaw is far away.
Post edited February 08, 2012 by wormholewizards
Posted February 08, 2012
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crazy_dave: So you're a grad student ... ? :)

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=196
These English terms confound me, but I guess I'm now studying to graduate as a Bachelor of Science, and then continue onto becoming a Master of Science (that term's actually pretty cool). Math major.
Posted February 08, 2012
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michaelleung: We tried using a 19th century map to get into the Kashmir region, thinking it was India but it turned out it wasn't and we got shot at. Note to boss: must acquire firearms
The intel was obviously wrong - you get shot in Kashmir regardless of who owns it.
Posted February 08, 2012
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michaelleung: We tried using a 19th century map to get into the Kashmir region, thinking it was India but it turned out it wasn't and we got shot at. Note to boss: must acquire firearms
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FraterPerdurabo: The intel was obviously wrong - you get shot in Kashmir regardless of who owns it.
Yeah, our intel operations consist of the entire archive of the Suva Town Courier newspaper, dating from September 1902 to November 1933 (print media isn't very successful in Fiji).
Posted February 08, 2012
I'm something for a freelancer. As long as it's fair, square, doesn't require decades of study, and is legit I can (usually) do it.
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