Trolls in disguise like red herrings

Shadow Warrior:
1) IT doesn't matter if you make Ryu Hayabusa look like a white-belt with a limp you will never ever EVER get the ladies.
2) Rabbits are VERY Horny, and like Bushes
Quake 2:
1) Its absolutely possible to shoot a rocket propelled grenade on the floor and jump over it to fly magically on the roof of a building.
Alien vs Predator:
1) The free underwear is very much needed when playing this game
--note: free underwear came with the game from BigDog
---note 2: as the marine playing in a dark room with surround sound YES you will pee your pants.

If at first you don't succeed, there's usually a cheat or 6. And Gamefaqs will tell you how to do it, if there isn't.

-Always aim for the glowing weak spot.
-A cat is a perfectly good substitute for a silencer.
-The human race sucks. (almost every game in existence)
-The forces of hell can't be stopped by the entire legions of heaven, but a random hero can single-handedly slay their entire army and leadership over the course of 5 chapters.
-Don't open it.
-Never expect too much from a sequel
-To sharp shoot (Thanks SWAT 4!)
-That, contrary to popular believe, a red Hawaiian shirt does NOT blend in with the jungle.
-How to use a Russian sniper scope (Thanks Operation Flashpoint!)
And, last but not least.....
-Never trust a bartender with bad grammar.

Or faster if you're Kenny with the golden PSP
I learned most of what I know of military history, tactics and force organisation from Microprose games and Operation Flashpoint (also from Epic Warhammer 40000)
Ooh one I almost forgot, Their Finest Hour: The Battle Of Britain taught me more about world war 2 than any other single source. Best manual ever for one of the best games of its era. It also taought me deflection shooting and how to hide in the blind spots of of Dornier Do 17 whilst shredding it with 12MGs. So looking forward to the 1C Battle Of Britain, been way too long since I blunted a flying pencil

COD4 taught me I could recover from bullet wounds just by hiding behind barrels... just so long as they're not filled with fuel.

chainsaws, and dwarfen war machines aren't allowed in american football.

I learnt that you should take cover behind thin, wooden walls. The hard way.

The Sims will never help you and your social life.

They taught me (among the other things) that Poker is an important skill in life especially when you play against horny chicks....

They don't make thin wooden walls like they used to. Back in the good old days you could rely on them to survive tank shells completely unscathed. Nowadays they just add their splinters to your bullet wounds.

*checks country of origin*
"Made in Britain"
No wonder....

Hey! Britain makes the best thin wooden walls in the world!

No, they make some of the best chips-- I mean, crisps in the world. And that's a fact.