it does have a rather accident prone feel to it. Then again it could be some good betting potential, how long can he hold it...

Happy Birthday one and all.
This is what I thought XD

Wouldn't you like to know??
YAAAARRRRRRR!!!! AVAST YE GOGERRS!!!
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrariwise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Well i dunno about you but i certainly wouldnt want to get in a fight with a cow. .. you know i was about to make a joke bout the old skipper and his nob in gore but id rather not be the first person banhammered on ggog so ill just watch me toungue fer nowe

I was once kicked the the nuts by a cow. The saddest thing about that event is not the lack of video nor the pain but the fact that that this one instance of female interaction with my genitals is the closest I've ever gotten to sex...

Have you ever tried Bacon Salt?
http://www.baconsalt.com/

The internets, just take them, there yours you won.

wow I'm touched, I've never won so prestigious an award before...

Or Baconnaise?
Here's a brief introduction (around 2 minutes into the video).

Sure, you can combine it with sausages. The important thing is to fry the onions the right way (I don't know if you fry them like that in Norway). First, you peel and slice the onions. Then you fry them on medium heat, not full blast, or they'll burn. You fry them until they go clear (turn soft and transparent) and start to caramellize (turn brown, basically). This takes longer than you would expect.

Happy birthday to everyone.
It seems that summer is the birthday time of us, GOGers, these are 5th, or 6th in a row (and I had mine a week ago)?

I feel all sad, I don't have a birthday this year.
Well not ANOTHER one but people are encouraged to give me presents, I'm raising money for a trip to finland...

Next time I suggest:
Drunken Sailor Sea Shanty

Is it just me that thinks all these sea shanties sound borderline pornographic?

Happy birthday to both of you! :)