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1322: I was thinking more on the line of a video game. Smell not included... well, we can make that available as an extra in the deluxe or GOTY package. :D
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donsanderson: "Pre-Order Goat Simulator Deluxe and get your free scratch and sniff card in the mail in 4-6 weeks!" :O

Forget all this nonsense!
This is where it's at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron

:)

Damn, I've gone and caught TinyE humoritis!
Time to take my pills. :)
Wouldn´t the Persuadertron from "Syndicate Wars" be more.......................fun :D
Interesting
from Steam to Goat Sim and we and with tinyE's love-life (or the lack of it).

(munching popcorn)
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LoboBlanco: Wouldn´t the Persuadertron from "Syndicate Wars" be more.......................fun :D
Wow, I am behind on modern technology!
Checking Amazon now. ;)
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Schnuff: Interesting
from Steam to Goat Sim and we and with tinyE's love-life (or the lack of it).

(munching popcorn)
Read "Goat Sim" and tineE's love life in same sentence
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Schnuff: Interesting
from Steam to Goat Sim and we and with tinyE's love-life (or the lack of it).

(munching popcorn)
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amok: Read "Goat Sim" and tineE's love life in same sentence
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liar, you can fool nobody ...

oh, and can i get a copy of the flick :p
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amok: Read "Goat Sim" and tineE's love life in same sentence
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Schnuff: liar, you can fool nobody ...

oh, and can i get a copy of the flick :p
I suspect he will only make it available at your local adult store. Regionally priced and with DRM. :D
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Schnuff: oh, and can i get a copy of the flick :p
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1322: I suspect he will only make it available at your local adult store. Regionally priced and with DRM. :D
You underestimate tinyE's sense of business. He will offer the flick as a free download, and then make millions by selling inflatable latex goats to customers who can't resist desiring one after watching the movie. The goat flick is just a clever way of ... goading ... people into buying tinyE's products.
This thread is the least funny thing in the history of the universe.
well things in this thread have really escalated and gotten too wild and wooly for me.
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Ivory&Gold: This thread is the least funny thing in the history of the universe.
Clearly you've never been to planet Altrex 5. Those little green fuckers have zero sense of humor.
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Ivory&Gold: This thread is the least funny thing in the history of the universe.
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tinyE: Clearly you've never been to planet Altrex 5. Those little green fuckers have zero sense of humor.
No kidding. Those fuckers are the worse! I'll never do a stand-up routine there ever again, once I start my comedy career!
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1322: I suspect he will only make it available at your local adult store. Regionally priced and with DRM. :D
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Psyringe: You underestimate tinyE's sense of business. He will offer the flick as a free download, and then make millions by selling inflatable latex goats to customers who can't resist desiring one after watching the movie. The goat flick is just a clever way of ... goading ... people into buying tinyE's products.
Sounds like he's trying to be George Lucas.
Post edited March 20, 2014 by 1322
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amok: Read "Goat Sim" and tineE's love life in same sentence
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Schnuff: liar, you can fool nobody ...

oh, and can i get a copy of the flick :p
I´m afraid this is the only thing I´m allowed to show you...
Attachments:
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Schnuff: liar, you can fool nobody ...

oh, and can i get a copy of the flick :p
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LoboBlanco: I´m afraid this is the only thing I´m allowed to show you...
Time to wipe the coffee off the keyboard again. :)
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LoboBlanco: I´m afraid this is the only thing I´m allowed to show you...
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donsanderson: Time to wipe the coffee off the keyboard again. :)
Yeah... you SAY it's "coffee." ;)

Nononononono!! I believe you! Truly I do! :D
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Schnuff: oh, and can i get a copy of the flick :p
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LoboBlanco: I´m afraid this is the only thing I´m allowed to show you...
This is obviously a forgery. The photo clearly shows a sheep, not a goat.

While the very influential and educative documentary from which this photo was taken, convincingly propagated the advantages of having a sheep as partner, it ignored goats completely.