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captfitz: can anyone think of any worse combination than Uwe Boll and an Auschwitz movie??

Paris Hilton starring in the life of Mother Teresa.
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captfitz: can anyone think of any worse combination than Uwe Boll and an Auschwitz movie??

Chris Rock as Martin Luther King jr. in "Cotton field or bust"
i think that guy is hilarious and i hope he keeps making films.
Last Boll movie I saw was Far Cry and I stopped in the middle, as it was just so boring. It was just plain bad in the way it wasn't even funny.
I know I'm fucking insane, but I think his movies are getting better. A friend recommended Rampage to me, and I have to say, it's a watchable movie. The main character is very good at scaring you because he is so creepy, and I actually wanted to find out what he would do next. Maybe if he keeps trying, we'll get some good, maybe even great movies.
As a recent "Steven Seagal movie marathon" survivor I'm more or less immune to bad movies. More or less. I will check out Rampage.
I actually didn't mind "In the Name of the King" that much. (Was semi-forced to watch it with a group of friends.) Wasn't great, but as CymTyr said the actors tried their best to compensate for the director. I dislike his other films however, and utterly despise the moral character of Uwe Boll himself. The boxing stunt he pulled, sticks out in my mind as a reprehensible act. Getting your critics to fight you in the ring is one thing, but fighting people who have been given no training, and are in a different weight class, when you have been training for years is quite low.
Post edited September 08, 2010 by EndlessKnight
I wish I was born in Norway. I really really wish.
Post edited September 08, 2010 by Tantrix
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TheCheese33: I know I'm fucking insane, but I think his movies are getting better. A friend recommended Rampage to me, and I have to say, it's a watchable movie. The main character is very good at scaring you because he is so creepy, and I actually wanted to find out what he would do next. Maybe if he keeps trying, we'll get some good, maybe even great movies.

Herpes is a catchable disease and I don't want that.
I just wonder if he will go straight into Ilsa territory. I certainly hope he realizes that he can't make a Schindler's List contender with his talent (and I use that word very, very lightly)
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captfitz: can anyone think of any worse combination than Uwe Boll and an Auschwitz movie??
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Shalgroth: Paris Hilton starring in the life of Mother Teresa.

I'll punch her in the face if she comes here.
How the hell this cuntbucket could sink any lower, I don't know.
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DodoGeo: Anyone seeing a possible Ilsa the she-wolf of the SS type of thing coming out of this?

Actually, I'm more inclined to think he says "Nah, actual history is too boring, thus the Nazis shall be platoons from a hostile alien race and have superpowers!".
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DodoGeo: Anyone seeing a possible Ilsa the she-wolf of the SS type of thing coming out of this?

Actually, with Machete getting a full movie and Hobo with a Shotgun being made (both were Grindhouse fake movie ads), I wonder if Rob Zombie's vision for Werewolf Women of the SS might not come to sweet, sweet fruition.
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DodoGeo: Anyone seeing a possible Ilsa the she-wolf of the SS type of thing coming out of this?
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Crassmaster: Actually, with Machete getting a full movie and Hobo with a Shotgun being made (both were Grindhouse fake movie ads), I wonder if Rob Zombie's vision for Werewolf Women of the SS might not come to sweet, sweet fruition.

like he can handle that movie