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Posted December 23, 2011
Well after the epic Holiday songs contest, we’re still chanting Activision carols here at the office but time goes on and a new contest is beginning!

As we’ve mentioned before, there are more than 350 games for sale for less than $5. A lot of you may not be familiar with our catalog, so we thought we’d hold a few contests to help you learn about the great games that GOG.com has [url=http://www.gog.com/en/page/xmas11]available on sale right now. A week ago we’ve picked winners of the Caption Contest.

This time GOG.com is partnering up with the creators of , the famous [url=http://www.gog.com/en/catalogue#all_genres/search/heroes of might and magic/]Heroes of Might and Magic and the [url=http://www.gog.com/en/catalogue#all_genres/search/might and magic/]Might and Magic[/url] RPGs to bring you a new contest: Ubisoft New Years Resolutions!

Write us a New Year’s resolution as if you were a Ubisoft character, and post it in comments to this thread or the Facebook post ;) So Rayman might want to grow a joint between his hands and his torso, and Pey'j from beyond good and evil would probably want to lose some weight. You get the idea. ;)

We’re ending this contest on Tuesday 27th of December at 11:59 AM GMT ;) We will pick some of the most funny, thoughtful, or entertaining entries and call them winners shortly after the contest ends.

Happy Holidays to all!
Posted December 23, 2011
I, Atrus, will take Dr. Emmett Brown's advice and destroy these infernal linking books! Traveling through books has become much too painful.



Do the games for this contest have to be games sold on GoG? Some of the Myst titles were published by Ubisoft.
Posted December 23, 2011
> resolution
I'm sorry, you can't do that. At least not now.
> make resolution
Make resolution with what?
> notebook
You sit down to write a New Year's resolution in your notebook.
Your torch goes out.
> look
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
> light torch
You do not have a torch!
> write "I resolve to not be eaten by a grue" in notebook
You write the resolution in the notebook. Your handwriting is probably terrible because it is so dark.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Post edited December 23, 2011 by rdarmand
Posted December 23, 2011
I, an UbiSoft CEO, resolve to re-think my online DRM activations.
Posted December 23, 2011
I, in the coming year, WILL overcome this damned malaria!

- Jack Carver
Posted December 23, 2011
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toshin: I, an UbiSoft CEO, resolve to re-think my online DRM activations.
+1

I resolve to stop lurking in the shadows while watching other men as i think about my daughter.
-Sam Fisher
Posted December 23, 2011
I, Sandro the necromancer, resolve to appear in the first expansion of Might & Magic Heroes VI!
Posted December 23, 2011
I, Crag Hack, hero of Stronghold,Brute Force my middle name(<3 knowledge), chieftain over the goblins, wolf riders, orcs, ogres, rocs,cyclops and behemonts, specialize in Offensive (that gives +5% to my offensive skill), the one that defeated Sandro, one of the people that found Angelic Alliance, one of the sons of Enroth, i wish you a Merry.....END TURN.
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Posted December 23, 2011
I, Secundo el Magnifico, shall drive your loneliness away with more witty remarks and comments. Ay caramba!
Posted December 23, 2011
I, Rayman, will stop punching people and keep my hands to myself as a civilized person from now on.
Posted December 23, 2011
For 2012, I, Jack Carver, will stop wearing Hawai'ian shirts to tropical island shooting galleries...or at least do a better job of hiding them.
Posted December 23, 2011
I, Trevor Touchdown, will get a real girlfirend next year. I can't promise if she will be trigger happy...
Posted December 23, 2011
I, Altair, promise myself that in the new year, will learn to swim!
Posted December 23, 2011
My New Year's resolution is to actually carry that gold, wood, and stone to their destinations instead of carrying random worthless fishooks and goofing off.
Signed, Donkey E. Donkey, Roman settlement, an island somewhere out there.
Posted December 23, 2011
This year I am going to stop believing so easily gorgeus womans and kind strangers in the radio

-Jack Carver, from Far Cry-
Posted December 23, 2011
I am Ezio Auditore, in 2012 my New Year's resolution is to finally get accepted into the Cirque du Soleil. I can just feel that this is my year. All of those days of leaping off buildings, walking tight ropes, and stealing people's money has trained me well for the high-flying acrobatics and guy-on-guy acts of strength.
I can't wait to shed my hidden blades and explore my hidden passion.... DANCE!
All these years of bloodshed have left me weary and full of emotion that just wants to soar like an eagle perched upon a church steeple.
My Italian heritage can't stand in the way of the Francophone fire that burns within!

Please, Guy Laliberté, won't you make my dream come true!?

I highly suggest you do, for I have 10 poison blades just waiting to rain down from above if my desires are not met.
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