Wasn't Tomb Raider 1 originally a Sega Saturn game or something?

Yes, then Playstation and PC, before it was ported to the Mac.
Edit: I actually quite liked The Last Revelation, it had some nice puzzles, the one requiring knowledge of Egyptian astronomical ideas in particular springs to mind.
Chronicles wasn't all that bad either, pretty much more of the same, albeit the lack of an overarching story did make it feel like a collection of levels rather than a coherent game.
Never played Angel of Darkness, but I would quite like the chance to give it a try even though it recieved poor reviews.

I think so, Saturn & PS1 as well as the PC. Later ports for pretty much anything with an OS (not many real games that you can get an offcial pocket PC version of)

She used to be absolutely gorgeous. Of course after the kids and now that they have 2.0 with Megan Fox, she's obsolete. Give her 5 years and she'll be playing the mom in disney movies.

Megan Fox I just find trashy. I kinda can't stand her. I mean, on a purely objective level, I'm like... "Yeah, ok, she's got an ok body..." but there's a ton of people out there who have good looks, so there's really nothing else to draw me to her.

I found it to much of a stray from older Tomb raiders. I didnt play it patched but i found that being able to pick whatever guns you wanted at the start of a level and then being able to change was really off putting for me. The control scheme was strange and in my opinion the entire game seemed like it was doumbed down for younger people and those who like to tap A to win so to speak. Keep in mind i played the PC version.
Plus in one of the interviews, one of the develpers said "Now that thanks to the power of nextgeneration consoles we can do stuff we never were able to do before" (Or something to that power). That ALWAYS puts a sour taste in my mouth. ANOTHER thing, as far as i know the DLC for for Underworld is only going to be on 360. Sounds like Microsoft is getting its greasy hand in on the franchise (Even more so?) to me.
/Rant
I wouldent mind AoD being on GoG at all, since it didnt do so well they should have MUCH truble getting it on here. All the Edios TR games, being that there old and not being distrubuted much anymore, shouldent be to hard either. Depends who owns them now.

Am I the only guy who hates this series?

No, there are other depraved weird-o's like you. They will soon be purged from the world.
Have a nice day ; )

...I still think Dragon Warrior 7 was better. =)