Posted December 20, 2013
Woow. It really says a lot about how people feel about RPGs when there are around 130 posts of pure, relentless problems and issues people have with the genre.
Oh well, if you excuse me I'm going to go slay dragons, be stopped by wooden doors, accomplish a task totally unimportant to my main goal given to me by a nameless villager by running back and forth and back again across the land to earn hypothetical experience points and magically increase my magic capabilities, although I didn't actually use magic whatsoever in doing the quest, for some strange reason be physically incapable of wearing robes or leather, get my Attack Longevity increased by 32,049(it's only at 8,735 so far) and maybe upgrade my Fart Counseling skill a bit by grinding some goblins for about a day or two, sell all my items to a merchant and not actually get anymore money from them because for some reason, they lost all ability to have other customers, almost get killed in front of careless city guards daydreaming about warm ale and arrows in their knees, have people ask me a question only to not allow me to choose the other answer because they keep suggesting I go along with the other one, lose one of my 2 arrows I used on an enemy because accidentally I aimed a bit into the plane of nonexistence on the first one, carry 7 broadswords and 9 breastplates, but not be able to carry just another one, like 9 is too much, as well as developing super abilities but still having to advance normal ones, run normally one second but then pick up a dagger and become unable to move, save a town from a dragon ravaging and destroying the whole thing and only get about 92 gold coins afterward, and in general not actually have any real consistency across anything I do or anyone I meet :D
Oh well, if you excuse me I'm going to go slay dragons, be stopped by wooden doors, accomplish a task totally unimportant to my main goal given to me by a nameless villager by running back and forth and back again across the land to earn hypothetical experience points and magically increase my magic capabilities, although I didn't actually use magic whatsoever in doing the quest, for some strange reason be physically incapable of wearing robes or leather, get my Attack Longevity increased by 32,049(it's only at 8,735 so far) and maybe upgrade my Fart Counseling skill a bit by grinding some goblins for about a day or two, sell all my items to a merchant and not actually get anymore money from them because for some reason, they lost all ability to have other customers, almost get killed in front of careless city guards daydreaming about warm ale and arrows in their knees, have people ask me a question only to not allow me to choose the other answer because they keep suggesting I go along with the other one, lose one of my 2 arrows I used on an enemy because accidentally I aimed a bit into the plane of nonexistence on the first one, carry 7 broadswords and 9 breastplates, but not be able to carry just another one, like 9 is too much, as well as developing super abilities but still having to advance normal ones, run normally one second but then pick up a dagger and become unable to move, save a town from a dragon ravaging and destroying the whole thing and only get about 92 gold coins afterward, and in general not actually have any real consistency across anything I do or anyone I meet :D