They also didn't mention [is that grammatically correct?] those funny black metal people and their silly little church burnings, guess that's for heating. ;)
Oh, and Zombie Nazis.. ;P
Since I'm a bit to far from Norway, i'll just yell..
There! Is! NORWAAAY! [kicks baby seal back into the Baltic]

There aint nothing like clubbing a baby seal... once you do that... you can never go back
(Back home in Alaska we still club seals, and hunt whales too... hell Whale is ice cream to us up there..)

Try this one for size:
http://www.dr.dk/spil/dolph/popup.html
Clubbin' to the beat of the beat,:D
And for those with the Political Correctness Syndrome:
http://www.gamegecko.com/clubbytheseal.php
Man, seals are fun:P

Where did You get my high school picture from?! :D

It was us! MOOHAHAhahaaaa!
Yup, back in those days, we Danes were right bastards. Before then as well, now that I think of it. Aaaaand in many ways, we probably still are, only these days we don't have any clout to back it up.

Made me lol . . .=) . . . natural progression ??

Come to think of it, from all the countries in Europe you guys have the most territory of all. Don't you guys own Greenland? :)
When I was in my teens, we once rented a room in our apartment and the guy who stayed there for a while was danish. His wife didn't wear a bra and she didn't shave certain nether areas when we went to the pool and a bikini can only cover so much. Very little was left to the imagination. Fun times.

Back in the days when England was considered the bad ass of Europe and for them a holiday was invading France for shits and giggles it was the Danes that had to pop over now and then raiding the place to make sure the English didn't get uppetty.

Back in the days... sounds like the History Channel.

Not really : It was the Norwegian Vikings, and we kicked their arses at Stamford Bridge in Summer of 1066. Totally burned all their boats!! A couple of weeks before the Normans (NOT French!!) invaded the south and got a lucky shot off with a bow and arrow.

Well it was pretty much all of Scandinavia that viewed England, Ireland and Scotland as a holiday camp.
The Danes were more of an issue later on.
King of England: "Now we have the opportunity to wipe the vile French off the planet!"
King of Denmark: "Thinking of a holiday in Yorkshire this year... might stay a while"
King of England: "Bugger"

This is why it's really hard to stay mad at them.

History lesson! Totally wrote that in an essay a few years back and scored full marks even though I was being ridiculously informal.

Well, TBH, there's some discussion about the veracity of the arrow in the eye on the Bayeaux Tapestry : Whether it really happened, or was a metaphor for some other punishment for the "usurpation" of the throne from William.
Historians do agree though, that the long march North, to deal with the viking incursions, then all the way back south to deal with the Normans was the main reason that Harold lost that fight. He couldn't afford to pay most of the troops for both campaigns, and the nobles needed to get back home to harvest the crops, etc....reallllly good timing on William's part, bad luck for Harold....and the French have been claiming it as a victory for a millennia, even though the Normans at that time were not French, or even a part of France. :P