Its so slow that even without drugs, Lance Armstrong is faster. :)

This connection is so slow that I replaced the internet with an army of several million snails and it still works quicker. Thousands died from snail slime suffocation.

I'm not exaggerating : it's so slow that you'll probably get to read this in, say, late 2012 early 2013...

Its so slow that by the time I've managed to post this the thread will be 'necroed' and I will be drawing my old age pension

Its so slow, that I could probably use a snail to deliver a message to someone.

This hotel internet connection is SO slow that by the time you read this I'll be back home from my holiday!

This hotel internet connection is SO slow even Netscape Navigator is laughing at it!

(thanks and +1 for the giveaway)

No, it comes with the room so it's really the typical 'first-world' sort of gripe. Just about every chain hotel here in the US offers free wifi of varying quality these days, though I remember the time when we would try to book at Wingate hotels since they were the only ones to consistently offer a high-speed connection for free.

I'm at a new hotel today. By 'new', I mean I'm back at the one I was in for the first few nights this trip. This one is still slow, though 1.5 times "faster" than the one I checked out from this morning, but it also offers the benefit of disconnecting with hourly regularity.

nothing to see here!

This internet connection is so slow it made Duke Nukem's development look like lightning.

This internet connection is so slow my penis is getting bored.

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That internet connection is slower than a turd rolling up hill.