I think they'd just make it a gag gift, king of like the Control-a-Cat Remote. Its a real product that they do in fact sell, it just doesn't actually do anything.

Canned Unicorn Meat is where it's at. There are just SO many possibilities! I could give a few during the next canned food drive. I could give them out as Christmas/Hanukkah gifts to every little girl I know between the ages of 2 and 7. I could leave one sitting in the back seat of my car in plain view.
Of all of them, I think the giving to little girls is the best option. It is always nice to find new ways to scar children for life... Bwhahahahaha :P.

"Walt, geodesic dome, and polar bear not included"
I really, really want that alarm clock.

Reminds me of the DVD Rewinder.

Yeah, but then again, glitter would look kinda.. You know.. might be taken for that pink dress on a metalhead.;)
Glass is a cool idea. Too bad i don't have any black glass on me, and i'd probably do more damage than good while melting it, since i don't know much about working with glass.;P
I think it'll be easier to get some of that obsidian and ask a friend to cut it, though more expensive..
I'll ask a friend if he'll borrow me a blowtorch..:>

Obsidian is actually naturally occuring black volcanic glass.

Well, then, i'm a moron. Kudos, Kojak! [that avatar looks bald];)
Though i was thinking about melting down some tined[?] black glass tray of something.:)

Tinted?
Well, ordinary glass has a melting point of about 1500 °C (2700 °F), which is not something your normal kitchen oven can accomplish. You need a special glass oven to get those extreme temperatures.

I suppose that's how they make that black glass thing.
I think i have something for that.;D

I'll monitor the news for reports of a major fire in Poland ;-)

No churches will be harmed, i used to have a friend who had ceramic oven, though i haven't heard from him in years.;P

You call yourself a C64 Necrogamer, and yet you do not recognize the Wizball? :-O

I'm from Poland, we didn't have boxart, [or boxes for that matter] until mid 90's, so i only know Wizball by the ingame appearance, and well, the boxart/avatar appearance looks more like one of those Furries without legs than the ingame sprite.:> So, we here experienced games in a different way. ;)
And for the sake of being nekro, the resolution on that avatar, and the ammount of colors is too high. ;P
Oh, yeah, i also, have a bad memory for numbers and faces.;)