Sorry Navagon and wpegg, but everything must be balanced.

I can't stretch to 5 (nor 3) copies, as I'm also committed to a game a day this month, but I'll do 1. The mission is that you must perform an act of unprecedented cruelty ah what the fuck just post something and I'll random.org a winner tonight.

something

*winks*

something something something dark side

I was really evil until I took an arrow to the knee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQwROoeLtYI

When I'm feeling lonely
As sad as I can be
All by myself on an uncharted island
In the endless sea

What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee
Those bones in my JAW!
That don't have a flaw

My Shiny Teeth and ME

My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Add beauty to my face

My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a Christmas tree
You know you'll walk a mile just to see me smile
Whoo!
My Shiny Teeth and Me
(shiny teeth shiny teeth)

Yes! they are all so perfect
So white and pearly
Brush, gargle, rinse,
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth so awesome
Just like your favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss them
So they grow to be real strong

My shiny teeth I love them
And they all love me (AhhhAhhh)
Why should I talk to you
When I got 32 (whoo)
My shiny teeth and me

Is my very existence a sufficient cruelty? Or shall I post some youtube links of Celine Dion or Justin Bieber's music? :P

Well, this text should be enough random by now. :)

By taking a knife and holding it up to my throat with one hand I have cruelly made myself register on GOG with the other. By beating myself on the wall I have made myself come to this forum. By cruelly stomping one of my feet with the other I made myself find this thread. And by holding a cruel needle in front of my eye I forced myself to make this post.

Tinker tailor soldier spy

I can be rather evil... and nice. But I choose not to be, not right now ;)

Great entries thus far.
Bonus points will be awarded to the person who can think of a derogatory term for the Belgians! i.e. dirty and smelly completely unprincipled left-wing troublemakers!

Just talking to you on frisbee at night and complaining about two green oranges.
- Why you?
- It's not me, it's my battery powered spoon.
And we flew in the direction of the bubbles.

I just be sincere with my feeling to UFO: Enemy Unknown!

I once stabbed a donut just to watch it spill marmalade