Ok so there is this site where you can put in a name and get funny results the site is
http://en.shindanmaker.com/c/list?mode=1 well that is the link to the overall ranking shindans you pick one put in a name and press diagnose and get a result and results change every day.

So I will start

Elvin is made of Funk, apples, and ocean. With a dash of James Bond.

Well that's a strange one

I will throw in another one

apparently my heroic title is : Elvin, The Overpowered Maniac.

I had to laugh at this!

Momo1991's name means: 1) Very lewd. 2) Makes miracles occur!

But sadly they say that I am only 67% beautiful ;-p

Well apparently Elvin's fetish is slime.

And also Elvin are 85% Beautiful

This one totally makes sense Elvinphobia is the fear of Michael J. Caboose.

"<My real name> name means: 1) A high-quality product. 2) Actually a homo."

"made of energy, memes, and mistrusting. With a dash of fanfiction"

95% perverted

99% Beautiful


I think I'll take these as complements.

Elvin is lacking 1) dreams 2) telekinesis 3) good looks. First it says I am 85% beautiful and now this

And now it said this: Elvin was a gay hobo who lived in a mansion with prostitutes.

Famous last words, when I die bury me with my computer:)

Aw man yours is better than mine Elvin: Lv.26 Gunner. Special trait: can spit bullets.

Looks like i'm 90% beautiful
...and 25% perverted

My superhero name is Lordhiperhawk
My last words is "Hasta la Vista, baby"

LOL!

Here's a few more:

Elvin + 【Sparkles】 = Happiness
Elvin has Super speed and can fight frieza! ( uh cool? )
Elvin-kun is anime (✿◕ヮ◕) and lives in the House with Gl'bgolyb. ( ok I think its drunk now )

Elvin's slogan is I'm better than cold beer on a Friday night.

Elvin looks best wearing: ① Cosplay.　② SWAT.　③ Waiter Uniform.