Ironically you're the one defusing all the troll posts around here. *looks at poster of post above yours*

Dear Customer Support Personage of ill-defined parentage,
I recently installed your game, complete with TAGES DRM, and I must say that in 1 hour of play, it causes my above-spec'd PC to crash, hang, reset, my DVD re-writer to make the most gods-awful noises at the most inconvenie

To whom it may concern,
Recently a thread was started with the view to being semi-humorous (at least to those of a certain mindset) encouraging polite trollage in one thread. However despite original instructions to be an obvious troll (but subtle better) and polite conversation only there appear to be those posting other than within the guidelines. How can one encourage posting more than two acronyms (or similar) and maintain a decent standard of trollage - if not lively debate at any rate - and politeness at all times? I fear that as a society we may have gone beyond the abilities of versatile discourse with a civil tongue for much of the population.
Should someone read this and come upon an astounding way to increase the general intelligence of trollage and people in general I would be most intrigued to hear it.
Yours faithfully,
The polite troll ;)

Bloody annoying, any good IT jobs going over there?

I always wanted a Mac. Should i consider that a personality defect?

I never wanted a Mac. Should I consider that a personality defect?

I'm going to let you finish, however KingOfGNG is the best Troll of All time!
actually, no, I've been enjoying stonebro quite a bit recently, miss the old avatar.
Should I pickup some more serious trolling? I just like my train of conciousness posting on here somethings though.
Although I do remember some posts that I've made that I've enjoyed

You do have a tendency to be incoherently entertaining

What's your skillset? We're about to put out a job advertisement at our place in London...

Network engineering & systems administration (mostly windows but also linux)

Because if we called them anyhting but trolls, gems like this one or this one here would go to waste, and nobody wants that.

Ah if you had some java skills (and groovy/grails even better) along with that and wanted to work in the UK I'd have said go for it. Work for a great company - love my job ^^

Stop trying to photograph me. I enjoy my privacy.

Well . . . If you would just hold still for one good photo I would . . . . =)