Posted June 22, 2011

What is Vinyl (from Lady Gaga's new album)?
I was looking at the album that Lady Gaga is going to release in May, "Born This Way", and I saw that one of the three they got to offer is "Lady Gaga: Born This Way (Vinyl)" which I honestly do not know what is the difference from the other, and it's a little more expensive than the Deluxe Edition.
what is Vinyl?
What is vinyl? What is vinyl??? It's an analog sound storage medium, you dolt. I am speechless. Back in my day, phonograph cylinder recordings were no longer common but I still knew what they were. Kids these days have access to more information than ever. It's just a Googlepedia away, dag rabbit. Back in my day, encyclopedias were printed on paper and they were expensive and needed to be repurchased every few years. You could go online to learn something if you didn't mind being assaulted by MIDI and animated gifs.
We're living in what future generations will (hopefully) refer to as the Stupid Ages. Of course, I'm pessimistic and believe that, at best, Idiocracy was an only slightly exaggerated look into the future of our kind. Part of me also wants to believe we're already there and that Idiocracy wasn't exaggerated in the slightest. We have people who think electricity is a liquid, that most people in Europe don't know any English, they find the human form to be an abomination unless it's being gibbed, and we have governments mandating the destruction of Kinder Eggs should someone have the nerve to attempt smuggling one into the US.
Also, young children being put on no-fly lists. These are wonderful times we're living in. I recommend trying to find as many ways as possible to take advantage of human stupidity, it'll make coping with this much more pleasant. ;)
Back in my day, they used potentiometers, had no buttons, and only went two directions (yet there's still no better way to play paddle games!).
Post edited June 22, 2011 by Skunk