Q You know its been a good night when...
A. You wake up in a flat you dont recognise with someone who usually treats you with mild contempt waving a free pizza roll in your face and you are still drunk by two o'clock.
Anyone else?

A) When you wake up swearing to all the gods ever invented that you're never eating habanero chillies again

Come on admit it. The ring of fire is part of the fun.

A) When you don't get a hangover. ;)

A) ...wait a minute, that funny light is dawn breaking...

A) When you wake up and you forget which language you should be speaking to the person lying next to you and you use the wrong one. Hilarity and strange looks ensue...

When you find out the bottle is empty and you thought everyone was drinking it but it was actually just you. That same morning you wake up in a field all by yourself.

true story?
ok, one thing i hate is when you go to bed far from sober and anything seems comfortable
you wake up the next morning on a bed of pointy rocks or some shit and your spine doesn't work anymore

I used to get that with my old mattress. That and when I rolled over the broken spring tended to stab me, ripping my tshirt and getting blood all over it
With regular chillies, sure. With Habaneros its less a ring of fire and more a ring of white hot plasma. Only pain worse is when you've been chopping them, you miss a spot when washing your hands and then you go for a piss...

Yeah, my friend's birthday a few months ago. We made a bonfire and I think slept out by it, but I woke up and everybody was already in the house having breakfast and nobody had told me :( Not even my girlfriend!

(true story) This morning I woke up about 4 am, freaked out for an unknown reason while swearing, panicked and stumbled into the door. It scared me as I don't know what caused it :S
A good night is when this does not happen! Or possibly does for some of you.

Lofl, I have an iron stomach for spicy food...I have at least 20-30 jalapenos on my subs, plus hot sauce!
I LOVE Habaneros, but nowhere around here uses them in their food, and I am not the most versatile cook. Stir Fry, or pasta, I can do, everything else, no good.

Here is what mystifies me:
If peppers are hot as an evolutionary adaptation to mammals (Due to our being poor seed-couriers due to range limitations vs. birds, which are immune to capacsin as an evolutionary result), but we SEEK OUT hotter peppers, wouldn't that mean that eventually peppers will get LESS hot due to the hottest kinds being desired by humans?
Aliasalpha, though I figured it out a while ago that you are in fact a guy, having the avatar you do is somewhat confusing sometimes, especailly when you make comments about things being "girly", lofl.

A) When you wake up and notice 19 missed calls, 7 text messages, and 3 voice mails all left by your girlfriend in the timespan of 10:27 A.M.-11:08 A.M. and think to yourself 'How many times have I told her I hate being awoken on the weekends?'.