Posted July 29, 2014
The first movie was ok. "Not as good as you hoped, not as bad as you feared" as someone put it. Not nearly as good as the LotR movies, but still all right. Too long, too reliant on CGI, but it's heart was in the right place, so to speak. It captured a lot of what made the book great, despite missteps.
But the second one... oh good lord...
Too me it was like Highlander 2 must have been to people who saw it in the cinemas all those years ago. A complete ruination of a franchise, a train wreck of a movie in which nothing works, not a single thing. It does not work as a sequel, it does not work on it's own. It neglects the main character in favor of plot point introduced for no reason to lengthen the movie. It's plain silly, nothing like the book, or the previous movies. It takes the "shield-surfing" scene from Two Towers and cranks it up to eleven with how silly, out of place and overblown the action is. And it gets everything wrong. Every single thing. There is not a single scene faithful to the book. Even if something looks the same, it no longer works the same, because the context was changed. Everything that made the book smart, important, resonant and a work of a man well versed in literature is gone, replaced with stuff straight out of Pirates of the Carribean. Damn, even Smaug looks wrong, with his forelegs gone. Instead he look like a bat, and looks plain moronic walking around the cave. How do you get that wrong? There are ilustrations by Tolkien himself!
So yeah, I have no expectations about the third one. It's broken, it's gone up in smoke. You can't salvage it. Not with a sequel. The context, the characters, everything is just wrong now, makes no sense, has lost all meaning. You'd have to make a whole new movie (and maybe one day someone will, there were others before). The trailer shows nothing to make me change my mind.
But the second one... oh good lord...
Too me it was like Highlander 2 must have been to people who saw it in the cinemas all those years ago. A complete ruination of a franchise, a train wreck of a movie in which nothing works, not a single thing. It does not work as a sequel, it does not work on it's own. It neglects the main character in favor of plot point introduced for no reason to lengthen the movie. It's plain silly, nothing like the book, or the previous movies. It takes the "shield-surfing" scene from Two Towers and cranks it up to eleven with how silly, out of place and overblown the action is. And it gets everything wrong. Every single thing. There is not a single scene faithful to the book. Even if something looks the same, it no longer works the same, because the context was changed. Everything that made the book smart, important, resonant and a work of a man well versed in literature is gone, replaced with stuff straight out of Pirates of the Carribean. Damn, even Smaug looks wrong, with his forelegs gone. Instead he look like a bat, and looks plain moronic walking around the cave. How do you get that wrong? There are ilustrations by Tolkien himself!
So yeah, I have no expectations about the third one. It's broken, it's gone up in smoke. You can't salvage it. Not with a sequel. The context, the characters, everything is just wrong now, makes no sense, has lost all meaning. You'd have to make a whole new movie (and maybe one day someone will, there were others before). The trailer shows nothing to make me change my mind.
Post edited July 29, 2014 by Breja