Thanks for your kind words, triock, but my poems are BAD. I'd be hard enough to try and rhyme in my native language, but in English is quite painful... :D

And haikus are difficult [*], yours are very good. Also, your haiku BUMP is hilarious, mate! :)

[*] I should know it, I wrote my first one for this forum. :D

Haiku BUMP #2 :D

This is a haiku
You could write a better one
Go ahead and try.

A better haiku
Than yours? No freaking way, man.
Yours is the best one.

There once was a keeper of dungeons
Whose pet minion was a demon, O'Sullivan
Along came some heroes
With skills in the zeros
And now they are are chow stuffed with onion.

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My doctor is Eddyson Fred,
Has a sleepy sign over his head,
I have the squits
But Fred up and quits
So now i'll shortly be dead.

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Mergers and acquisitions
Murderous missions
My next weapon will be based of of fission!

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The power of gods I do wield!
Your cities I do build and will shield,
But should I get bored,
Your cries go ignored,
As I turn your town to a field!

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My carpet is a death dealing truss
My magic, it hits like a bus,
It may sound a bit trite,
As I destroy all in sight,
But now "all your base belongs to us"

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And in this case, I really have read and do agree to the terms and conditions!

That haiku is excellent! :)

Yes, but I'm not the author. :D

You could have fooled me... :D

Bullfrog BUMP!

I wish I were a Dungeon Keeper
The joy of making life yet cheaper

I thought of good old Theme Hospital
And drooled a drop of top-boss spittle

I'd love to run my very own Syndicate
No more need for those forms in triplicate

If I were an awesome god in Populous
I'd beat all comers with spells unscrupulous

But really what I want is a real Magic Carpet
To fly on all my trips from nadir to parapet!

Not in, I just want to see how it ends :)

BUMP

Not a haiku BUMP

Last haiku BUMP :P :D (not mine again)

Never knew what true
Happiness was ‘til marriage.
Then it was too late.

Alright. I was waiting for Elmofongo to post a few verses if he wanted to participate, but, seems we'll do without him, which saddens me a bit.

Anyway. GIVEAWAY CLOSED. Am processing to process the process, or whatever official sounding declaration is appropriate.