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Posted February 08, 2014
I would make a cup, put its 00:22 atm and i would be accused of bad manners or something. I dont really think coffee even keeps me awake, i am already immune to that stuff like many office workers with access to coffee machine.

edit: did i say coffee machine? i meant 'crapmachine'. Whatever that machine or any other automat puts in to the cup and claims to be coffee certainly isnt coffee.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294
Post edited February 08, 2014 by iippo
Posted February 08, 2014
They had some at like gas stations here, that had so much caffine in it, I'd feel high as a kite every time I had a cup.
Posted February 08, 2014
Every coffee thread needs this.
Coffee Is Sex
Posted February 08, 2014
Ah... its well known that the best comedies are from the BBC, except for the best of all : Seinfeld
The thread is thus halfway to fulfillment. To reach full fulfillment... we need more pictures of EPIC COOOFFFEEE!!!
Posted February 08, 2014
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tinyE: Every coffee thread needs this.
Coffee Is Sex
Then this should be included too:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/coffee-is-the-new-fags-2013012156738
Posted February 08, 2014
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iippo: I would make a cup, put its 00:22 atm and i would be accused of bad manners or something. I dont really think coffee even keeps me awake, i am already immune to that stuff like many office workers with access to coffee machine.

edit: did i say coffee machine? i meant 'crapmachine'. Whatever that machine or any other automat puts in to the cup and claims to be coffee certainly isnt coffee.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294
That's not a coffee machine, that's your employers not very subtle way of telling you that they hate your guts.
Posted February 08, 2014
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Momo1991: That coffee method looks fascinating!
I don't particularly like coffee which is likely why I like cold brew (black). It lacks the bite of "real" coffee, low acid, which some coffee drinkers complain about.
Posted February 08, 2014
*What the forum doesn't know is that we've switched the coffee normally served at GOG with Folgers Crystals*
Posted February 08, 2014
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tinyE: *What the forum doesn't know is that we've switched the coffee normally served at GOG with Folgers Crystals*
Folger's crystals mixed with a container of half-flat soda....
Fantastic way of telling your body that you like to abuse it for kicks. Also does a great job of making you look like a twitchy, sweaty drug addict.
Posted February 08, 2014
Started drinking one cup of coffee with milk (I don't like it solo) almost half a year ago because I was lacking sleep. Now I took two cups and moving into a third, what the fuck happened to me, it was suposed to be something temporary, I used to have the control over my body, now the drugs have take it over.

I need help urgently, maybe voodo love black magic master Abibah could help me?
Post edited February 08, 2014 by Nice_Boat
Posted February 08, 2014
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tinyE: *What the forum doesn't know is that we've switched the coffee normally served at GOG with Folgers Crystals*
You son of a bitch!
Posted February 08, 2014
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tinyE: *What the forum doesn't know is that we've switched the coffee normally served at GOG with Folgers Crystals*
Mmmm... Just a pinch between the Check and Gums -- No, wait... that's a different product altogether ;-)
Posted February 08, 2014
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tinyE: Every coffee thread needs this.
Coffee Is Sex
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wpegg: Then this should be included too:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/coffee-is-the-new-fags-2013012156738
Hmm, I'm pretty sure that coffee isn't an adequate substitute for a date on V-Day.
Posted February 08, 2014
I only drink decaf now. Does that make me a bad person?

Hint: Yes, yes it does.
Posted February 09, 2014
I love that big daddy :D
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Novotnus: F. K... in the coffee...
this video is awesome...so says mr stewart
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