I don't know if I've typed it before or just thought it... but you sir are awesome. Everything from that quote to avatar pic to username - sorry to gush but I had to!

That depends I'm sure. :P

Some people don't. The rest don't care either way. ^^

Put a cover on your water when you boil it. Or you know, clean your mic on a regular basis ^^

Alternatively, you can boil your water like your ancestors did- in the open carcass of their enemies, over a nice, hot flame.

Fascinating. Here's Witcher 2 for free:

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I buy my bacon in 4 pound packages. I get 2 strips every morning plus a table spoon of coconut oil. It's about $1 a day for breakfast and I usually don't need to eat much lunch.

NR but +1 haha

Next time put your used cds/dvds till they give off the rainbow coloured sparks, that´ll sure give your tea an exotic taste, an exquisite bouquet.

I've actually done that before and the smell is absolutely terrible. Within less than 5 seconds the disks crack and stink up the whole room. Not recommended. :)

I hope you didn´t use the same microwave you use for what you put into your body O_O!
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Nice! If they brought that to market for a reasonable price, audio CDs would make a huge comeback I'm sure. :)