Debbie Gibson - double awesome.
... in a lame, has-been 80's icon kind of way

"He was a cop, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin, and testified against other cops gone bad. Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a bounty hunter, a Renegade."
I love straight to video movies. Though this needs more martial arts.

I think "Snake Eater" was one of his best
he literally nailed bad guys to floor ;]

I'm not sure whether this warrants massive head-desking or... massive head-desking. Or maybe just laughing until my sides split.

You know, this looks so bad it might actually be good. If I see it somewhere, which I doubt, I'm gonna grab it and watch with my girl. Good laugh is always welcome...
Of course, we're dealing with a menace and I'm tired of these motherfucking sharks on this motherfucking plane

I love edited stock footage, of the same clip, repeated. It brings a certain class to low-to-no budget films.

That shark vs. octopus trailer looks better than half the ones hollywood puts out.

I love the way the names of the actors are read out with such sincerity, as if we are supposed to know their names.

I know what you mean. "Meh" to silly crocs who can't catch up with running people. I mean, what's up with stupid animals who run so slowly? We need more badass sea creatures like sharks that can actually leap 3km in the air and chrew through an airliner!

Yeah!
Not sure what it had against the golden gate bridge though, perhaps it is so enraged by Man's destruction of the Earth (and climate change!) that it's taking the fight from the sea to the sky!

Ah... the Asylum... gotta love those guys.

It's scary when you know that Mother Nature has really nasty ways of getting back at you.

Oh I can deal with any B-movie. I am going to immediately search Amazon for this DVD.

Lorenzo Lamas, FUCK YEAH! This is a must have.