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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107811-Criminal-Genius-Seeks-Hitman-on-Facebook

I am speechless.
I have no speech.
Well I don't see Agent 47 as the facebook type and killing a person for 500 bucks??
My new definition of idiot. And scumbag.
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Aliasalpha: Well I don't see Agent 47 as the facebook type and killing a person for 500 bucks??
He always carried that laptop around. You know it's gotta be him. He has to pay for all those head shaving razors somehow!
Meh....I had a few friends that would murder a stranger for $5 and a Whopper.

tHe hUmAn RACE!!! Gotta love it!! I'd buy THAT for a dollar!!
is he crazy!?

the best place to find a hitman is on craigslist, not facebook!
The older I get the more cynical I get. Humans fucking suck.
I was friends with this guy:
http://www.willcountysao.com/press_room/2010_04/20100401.html

he actually seemed like a relatively normal smart guy
"No, the wheels didn't really come off until he decided that the best way to deal with the situation was to silence his victim by hiring a hitman on Facebook."

Being stupid is one thing, but the motive behind it is of the highest What The Fuck level.
The stupidity of people is overwhelming. I'd love to say, that it's just only the less intelligent part of our fair species that are stupid, but the thruth is, that you can have the highest IQ in the world and still do something stupid like this. The only real difference is, that the scale of stupidity increases along your intelligence.
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carnival73: Meh....I had a few friends that would murder a stranger for $5 and a Whopper.

tHe hUmAn RACE!!! Gotta love it!! I'd buy THAT for a dollar!!
Man my friends were ripping me off. They wanted a pack of Zima to kill someone. :/
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carnival73: Meh....I had a few friends that would murder a stranger for $5 and a Whopper.

tHe hUmAn RACE!!! Gotta love it!! I'd buy THAT for a dollar!!
Reminds me of a story I heard when I was in high school, about these 3 morons who tried to rob McDonald's, but failed in a typical epic fashion.
Couldn't he just have said he was upset and posted some stupid comments?
I find it hard to believe a Facebook post constitutes a 'contract'.
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tomimt: The stupidity of people is overwhelming. I'd love to say, that it's just only the less intelligent part of our fair species that are stupid, but the thruth is, that you can have the highest IQ in the world and still do something stupid like this. The only real difference is, that the scale of stupidity increases along your intelligence.
IQ reflects book wisdom and adherence to crude logic. Robots can accomplish this.

Fair play, love, empathy, wisdom and couth require sentience on top of IQ.
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StingingVelvet: The older I get the more cynical I get. Humans fucking suck.
Amen, brother.