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seriously, talk some shit about yours truly and the best (IMO) smack talk gets a Steam code for Dungeon Defenders.

(the game came with a Steam code when I bought it from GamersGate just so I *could* register it on steam if I wanted to, if you know the slightest thing about me then you know I'm never going to redeem this ... so, you probably should actually like pile shit DRM funnel if you want to try for this. personally I count it as a victory to be able to give this away because in the depths of my petty and shallow mind I'm gloating that by doing so I'm technically screwing Steam out of a sale)

... there, that ought to stir up the Steam fan boys enough to get things started.
>:]
Okay...

Yo mamma so fat, Gabe Newell goes to her to feel better about himself.
I'll whip you so hard that it'll make a virgin meringue. You're the only kind of dynamite that's never going to bang!
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Sogi-Ya: seriously, talk some shit about yours truly and the best (IMO) smack talk gets a Steam code for Dungeon Defenders.

(the game came with a Steam code when I bought it from GamersGate just so I *could* register it on steam if I wanted to, if you know the slightest thing about me then you know I'm never going to redeem this ... so, you probably should actually like pile shit DRM funnel if you want to try for this. personally I count it as a victory to be able to give this away because in the depths of my petty and shallow mind I'm gloating that by doing so I'm technically screwing Steam out of a sale)

... there, that ought to stir up the Steam fan boys enough to get things started.
>:]
You're a whore and a cunt who is fucking a slut, and a junkie who is drunk. An arrogant sociopath that is also a necrophiliac. I am ashamed sir, to be standing on this very ground where you exist and I want someone to torture you forever Allied Mastercomputer style.
Also: "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."- AM, I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream.
You ain't nothing but a jive ass bastard, you fucking asshole.
Of all the freaking nerve you have! Why in hell would you do this you walking roadkill pencil brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!





(Like that is good? :p)
your vagina smells like bad cheese
I'm not good at calling people names, but here goes...

You're a barely-adequate person.
You're not attractive and your hair is a mess.
You are so bad at life that people take pity on you.
Your mother has no special feelings towards you.
The worst thing about you is that you sometimes carry an odour which some people may find offensive.
Hearing your name evokes a nauseous feeling in my stomach.

Sorry if that upset you :(.
You fucking hypocrite. If you had any damn integrity you would have refused to purchase anything even remotely tied to Steam. But no, you gave in.

I used to respect you.
Trendy Entertainment thanks you for fucking them over.
You're the reason our generation of teenagers is obsessed with Call of Duty 'tards.
your cheese smells like a bad vagina
If you were a Kitchen appliance then you would be a Breadmaker

Cause who the Fuck has time to make bread?
Ye lily-livered, scum-sucking, yeller-bellied, fungus-dwelling, dirt-chewin', lizard-weddin' pile o' refuse! I bet when yeh were a wee lad, yeh mother tied a steak t'yeh so the dog wud play wit ye, yoo rat-bottomed lass yoo!

I don't want the code, just reading it in a stereotypical Scottish accent is good enough for me.
Nah, I simply can't be arsed to put together a good rant. You're not worth the time I could otherwise spend jerking off.