I think this is actually the first time I've seen that somebody wants a refund because a game is too hard....

Oh, yeah. Totally unplayable. I cannot create a blonde busty warpriestress in platemailbikini wielding a greatsword in bouth. *cough*

*sigh*

Its a non-serious fun tread, is it?

No, castration is ALWAYS an option. Always.

Forget the whole 'Blah Blah game is hard!' thing, what in the world does this even mean?!

Castration is not an option.

Gee...thanks? That's generally true...really damn creepy to just state it like that, but it's generally true.

Or is castration typically involved with removing a game from a digital service? Might explain why nobody from Codemasters ever speaks anymore...I wouldn't feel like talking, either.

Is this how business is done in your part of the country? And what part might that be, so that everyone can be sure to never, ever go there. Ever.

Given that he's one of the most obvious trolls to show up in awhile, I'm guessing it's a ham-handed attempt to create a new GOG meme along the lines of "thank you for your time and attention, let this be a lesson to you all." And it's working, too, because I'm pretty sure I'll be inserting "castration is not an option" randomly into my everyday conversation for the next few weeks, just for the hell of it.

I had a similar experience. I wanted to make a half-drow half-fey animu hipster who dual-wields dead babies and only wears armor constructed out of hatboxes from the 1940s and speaks via rapping in Tagalog, and Geneforge wouldn't let me! It's false advertising and I want a refund!

I plan to do so as well.

And here's your change, sir

Why thank you, miss. And remember, castration is not an option.

Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour tonight!

Thanks, I almost forgot about that! And don't YOU forget that castration is not an option.

It just rolls off the tongue!

Aww, too bad the election is over. It would have been perfect for irritating political Facebook posts!

Post: "Blah blah blah taxes and gay marriage and socioeconomic crap and the war and stuff blah blah blah"

My Comment: "Yeah, but the thing is, castration is not an option!"


Then, to complete the effect, I would "like" my own comment.

Dammit, you're right! We don't even know where Obama stands on this important issue. Perhaps Americans have unknowingly elected a man who believes that castration is, in fact, an option.

See! SEE! Another poor violated customer believing in the good honest will of big companies! We should all go to some of these serious talkshows to talk about our pain (right between other serious topics like "I'm in love with ET" & "My neighbours dog raped me") :D

Uh oh... has anyone studied Obamacare closely?

Why? Is castration an option there?

It is in GURPS...

No worries, I read in another thread there is something called an e-penis. Not sure if its covered under obamacare though.