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General discussion (archive)So... will the US build a Death Star? :)(45 posts)(45 posts)
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Posted December 17, 2012
If the U.S. wants to build a Death Star let them because THEY CAN'T HAVE MINE!!!!!
Posted December 18, 2012
Good luck with the lasers. I was at the self checkout today and put my hand over the label code to see if the "lazer" UPS code would read...and it DID! I had theorized that they were using magnetic ink for that a few weeks back. They use magnetics for EVERYTHING. Radios, computer chips, electrical engines...you name it.

Maybe they will build a magnetic Death Star, harnessing ALL THE POWER OF MAGNETISM IN THE UNIVERSE. I'll look for that waaayyyyyy in the future, like 2050 or something....ha ha ha ha....maybe the Clones can run it.....ha ha ha ha....and then they can run it by splitting atoms....ha ha ha.

It's all real you know.
Posted December 18, 2012
The US doesn't build death stars, it builds Freedom stars.
Posted December 18, 2012
On a side note, I have it on good authority that Alderaan fired first.
Posted December 18, 2012
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iippo: If USA is going to build the Death Star, well I suppose I have to petition Japan to build Unicorn in response.
I hope you meant Unicron.
Posted December 18, 2012
Like to see where you guys get the money from ;)
Posted December 18, 2012
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nijuu: Like to see where you guys get the money from ;)
Interestingly enough, we've struck a deal with you guys. Australia has agreed to foot the bill for the Death Star, and in return we've agreed to keep Yahoo Serious.
Posted December 18, 2012
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gooberking: The US doesn't build death stars, it builds Freedom stars.
This made my day :D
Posted December 19, 2012
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iippo: If USA is going to build the Death Star, well I suppose I have to petition Japan to build Unicorn in response.
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maxman43: I hope you meant Unicron.
Lol, yes. But giant robot unicorn would be just fine as well. Add the robot jesus raptor as raider to boot.
Posted December 19, 2012
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tinyE: On a side note, I have it on good authority that Alderaan fired first.
...only in the special edition.

They're on Dantooine. The Hippies/Liberals/Terrorists/Guns/Oil/Hamburgers.

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nijuu: Like to see where you guys get the money from ;)
China, like the rest of the funding for the failed capitalist experiment came from.
Post edited December 19, 2012 by anjohl
Posted December 19, 2012
Petition made me smiling. :)
Posted December 19, 2012
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Aningan: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN
The right to petition your government is guaranteed by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. We the People provides a new way to petition the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country. We created We the People because we want to hear from you. If a petition gets enough support, White House staff will review it, ensure it’s sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response.
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Aningan: Please don't blow up Earth! We all love the US, honest! :))
We can even fund our own space program lol. How on Earth are we going to pay for a 'Deathstar' lol.
Posted December 19, 2012
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oldschool: We can even fund our own space program lol. How on Earth are we going to pay for a 'Deathstar' lol.
Well a Death Star would be put under military spending. And we all know there is never a problem with increasing, yet again, the military budget :))
Posted December 19, 2012
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oldschool: We can even fund our own space program lol. How on Earth are we going to pay for a 'Deathstar' lol.
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Aningan: Well a Death Star would be put under military spending. And we all know there is never a problem with increasing, yet again, the military budget :))
Very true. We specialize in war, while the rest of the world actually produces something that people actually want.
Posted December 19, 2012
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iippo: If USA is going to build the Death Star, well I suppose I have to petition Japan to build Unicorn in response.
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maxman43: I hope you meant Unicron.
^^^^ this!!!
and make a petition for them to implant the brain of Orson Welles into Unicron's body, so we have that epic voice back.
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