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DProject: I've wondered, who the hell actually buys and plays these types of games? I mean, a buck or two to satisfy a certain curiosity, I guess I can get, but for full retail price? "Damn, my biggest fantasy has always been chopping wood - thanks to Woodcutter Simulator, I finally can!" And if Surgery Simulation 2011 is nothing like Surgeon Simulator 2013, then that probably sucks too. And what about games such as the one where you clean dirt from the streets? That just SCREAMS fun!

Is it a conspiracy to get people to try mundane tasks virtually, so that they could be persuaded to do the same in real life? I don't see any other explanation in order to justify a game such as "Road Construction Simulator". Oh wait, it's the 2011 edition, I bet the 2012 one is much more realistic!
Even as a German (where these kind of simulations are really big) I wonder the same. Sure, I might pay $5 to get the bundle and play Ski Park Tycoon, Surgery Simulator 2011, Hunter's Trophy 2 and maybe even Police Force (which seems to be so notoriously bad that it's fun again). But $20 for Woodcutter Simulator or Digger Simulator? It's unbelievable!
Post edited March 26, 2014 by PaterAlf
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DProject: I've wondered, who the hell actually buys and plays these types of games? I mean, a buck or two to satisfy a certain curiosity, I guess I can get, but for full retail price? "Damn, my biggest fantasy has always been chopping wood - thanks to Woodcutter Simulator, I finally can!" And if Surgery Simulation 2011 is nothing like Surgeon Simulator 2013, then that probably sucks too. And what about games such as the one where you clean dirt from the streets? That just SCREAMS fun!

Is it a conspiracy to get people to try mundane tasks virtually, so that they could be persuaded to do the same in real life? I don't see any other explanation in order to justify a game such as "Road Construction Simulator". Oh wait, it's the 2011 edition, I bet the 2012 one is much more realistic!
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PaterAlf: Even as a German (where these kind of simulations are really big) I wonder the same. Sure, I might pay $5 to get the bundle and play Ski Park Tycoon, Surgery Simulator 2011, Hunter's Trophy 2 and maybe even Police Force (which seems to be so notoriously bad that it's fun again). But $20 for Woodcutter Simulator or Digger Simulator? It's unbelievable!
There are a few financial successes (Euro Truck Simulator, Landwirtschafts-Simulator, not to be confused with the deliberately misleading and appallingly bad Agrarsimulator, which was also included in a recent Bundle Stars bundle), but the vast majority of them are financial failures, which is why they're in countless bundles to begin with.

It's not the success that drives publishers to keep knocking these turds out, but rather the ease in developing them. They have simple game structures, can use stock assets, don't require any kind of performance capture, and unlike traditional casual titles like gem matchers or hidden object games, can be marketed with relative ease as being a 'hardcore' title. The engines underlying the games are usually cheap efforts bought in or hastily knocked-together efforts that barely work on any machine.

The lead time for these games is usually no more than 3-4 months - including physical media pressing - and they usually reach profitability with just five-digit sales.
Post edited March 26, 2014 by jamyskis
I always assumed/guessed many of these were just stripped down versions of more complex simulator software, in particular the wood cutter/forklift sims and same sorts of games. Completely modified to run on a PC rather than some hard core simulator hardware.
I learnt a great deal with Surgery Simulator 2011. Did you know that surgeons operate with a gun pointed to their head? That their hazy-eyed assistant hate their guts?

Trouble is, there is a side-effect. Now I feel like singing It's a fact, I'm a quack / The disgrace of the A.M.A. / 'Cause my patients die, yeah my patients die / Before they can pay.

What do you think, doc?
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Wesker: I learnt a great deal with Surgery Simulator 2011. Did you know that surgeons operate with a gun pointed to their head? That their hazy-eyed assistant hate their guts?
Not to forget that there are nurses around, who are either completely dumb and quiet or who talk all the time (Do it again, doc, do it again!).

And that sometimes a blood pressure of 125/85 and a pulse of 85 can be considered extremely dangerous.

Btw: Second bonus unlocked. Let's see what we can learn about road construction.
Just picked the $1 tier up for...well, a dollar...for shits and giggles.

That, and I already have Woodcutter Simulator and Bridge It, and Farming Giant is apparently fundamentally broken.

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist a look at Police Force. It's like a car crash - you can't help but gawk.
Post edited March 31, 2014 by jamyskis
Why hasn't anyone thought of Caveman Simulator ©?
Killing goats with stones, fighting with wild dogs over the carcas, stampedes by mammoths, fighting other tribesmen for domination over the women, running away from sabretoothtigers, it would be epic. =P
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Strijkbout: Why hasn't anyone thought of Caveman Simulator ©?
Killing goats with stones, fighting with wild dogs over the carcas, stampedes by mammoths, fighting other tribesmen for domination over the women, running away from sabretoothtigers, it would be epic. =P
Well, it's not simulator, but has some features you listed - (beware, might be NSFW :p) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cha5X5PGkhg
Post edited March 31, 2014 by triock
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Strijkbout: Why hasn't anyone thought of Caveman Simulator ©?
Killing goats with stones, fighting with wild dogs over the carcas, stampedes by mammoths, fighting other tribesmen for domination over the women, running away from sabretoothtigers, it would be epic. =P
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triock: Well, it's not simulator, but has some features you listed - (beware, might be NSFW :p) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cha5X5PGkhg
Eehww, I don't think I want to play that. =P
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PaterAlf: Not to forget that there are nurses around, who are either completely dumb and quiet or who talk all the time (Do it again, doc, do it again!).
I've yet to hear anything from them, and I haven't made my mind about their hands: are they facepalming or clapping?

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PaterAlf: And that sometimes a blood pressure of 125/85 and a pulse of 85 can be considered extremely dangerous.
That, and being sued because you clicked on the patient with an empty cursor. It is kind of puzzling.
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PaterAlf: Let's see what we can learn about road construction.
Zombified players instruct ethereal road workers. Keanesomnia 2013 had more action in it.
This bundle made me laugh pretty hard, LOL! There is something for everybody in the gaming world...