It depletes his vast quantity of opponents to argue topics that vary from 'flame war' to 'crippling mental retardation'.

You're wrong.

Oh....so Eye of Judgement?

Arcturus Mengsk is Satan!

Rohan15 for pope!

Can not detect sarcasm or sincerity...but if you are sincere, then I must sadly decline, for I would probably corrupt the chur....oh wait, too late.
Oh, you were one of the characters in Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3?

Think back to the first time you ever heard of humanity. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of humanity. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is estimated that that humanity is thought about eight times every day by the over 50, many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Since there is no actual discussion in this thread, can I start posting completely random stuff please?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw

I always thought Counter Strike was a better choice for that so that these politicians could at least release some of that pent-up anger and hatred, but you just know that some dictator is going to be brought up before the ICC for using an aimbot.

Maybe they should use extremely boring and lengthy ways of settling disputes. What about a 30-frame snooker match, or a test cricket match?

I hear that it stops being fun and starts being a chore after the first couple of times. Kinda like the cigarette buzz.

Humans should go extinct to give rise to more evolutionary adaptive species. When the asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs only the most resourceful and capable animals survived, which meant the rise of mammals. If a similar event were to occur (and I'm thinking WW3 with a nuclear apocalypse scenario), I doubt most humans would survive. The ones who do however, will breed to become resilient super-humans with super strength and perhaps telepathy and the ability to fold space such that it negates the Earth's gravity and allows them to levitate. These super-humans (who I presume will be in various bunkers) will interact with the horribly mutated animals that lay protective eggs sheltering their young from radiation, and also be immune from radiation themselves (because they've already mutated, they can't mutate any more... duh). However, since as we all know that radiation tends to enlarge animals, if you've got giant rats and giant kangaroos running around those first few humans to come out of the bunker will undoubtedly die a horrible, horrible death. This means that those human survivors will be further refined until eventually they look like those little grey aliens I'm sure you've all read about. Given all the time that's elapsed, these grey men will have devised a machine to traverse through time - a time machine if you will - probably in the shape of a circular disc since it's aerodynamic and tempodynamic. They will use this time disc to come back to the present time right now to study us and our way of life prior to the great atomic annihilation.

Anyway I think that's the most likely scenario. I'm pretty sure it'll happen within my lifetime.

Messiah my best guess.

which came first?

ranch or cool ranch...