Congrats, Rodzaju.
Can I post a joke? Yes? Ok, here we go.
A POLITICIAN DIED
So a politician died and was sent to St. Peter who welcomed him with the following words:
- "Since you've been a big time politician, I’ll let you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. On the third morning you can pick the one you like best to stay in for eternity".
The politician shook his head in agreement; the thought that even death wasn’t powerful enough to take away his privileges over the common man brought a smirk to his face.
They took the elevator down to hell. A gate opened to reveal a huge golf course, an impressive night club, a luxurious pool, a great casino, all filled with people carelessly having extreme fun. And then he spotted other, long dead politicians he used to be befriended with. They were all dressed up nicely and some were playing golf, others were having fun by the pool drinking and flirting with some gorgeous looking young ladies. He jumped right into the party. Time flew and before he knew it his first 24 hours were up.
The next day, St. Peter took him up to heaven where he spent a day jumping from cloud to cloud, playing the harp all day and chanting along with a lot of peacefully looking people he had no recollection of ever knowing. And so his second 24 hours passed serenely.
In the morning of the third day, St. Peter asked:
- "Have you made a decision?"
- “Yes, ST. Peter, I have. Heaven is all nice and swell, but there’s no comparison to the fun and joy that hell is”.
- "Ok then, hell it is" St. Peter replied.
So once again, they took the elevator and descended to hell. When the gate opened, there was nothing but a vast desert full of trash and stink; his friends were all dressed in rags and doing manual labor while whipped by a bunch of vicious and decaying hags.
His mind went crazy and if he still had a beating heart he’d have suffered a heart attack. Full of agony he turned to St. Peter and asked:
- "What’s going on here, St. Peter? Things were totally different yesterday, what’s with this change today?”
- “Well, son”, replied St. Peter, “yesterday we were still in pre-election campaign mode, today you’re reaping the fruits of the vote you casted!”