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Srice n' shoot!

Shadow Warrior Complete, the legendary over-the-top FPS starring Lo Wang, the ultimate Asian badass, is now available on GOG.com for only $5.99!

There is the way of the sword, the way of the fist, the way of the sub-machine gun, and the way of the sticky bomb. But there's also the way of Lo Wang, that combines them all. It also adds a bit from the path of ass-kicking and gets much inspiration from the driveway of dukedom. To define the way of Lo Wang in layman's terms, it's a Fu Manchu Kung Pao tao ninja tofu Beijing kung fu teriyaki Tokyo ramen kawaii Gangnam hentai sushi katana usagi shuriken miso samurai fighting style, but it differs from the traditional Fu Manchu Kung Pao tao ninja tofu Beijing kung fu teriyaki Tokyo ramen kawaii Gangnam hentai sushi katana usagi shuriken miso samurai fighting style in that it embraces the gift of rail-gun.

Shadow Warrior Complete feels like a mix of Duke Nukem 3D with every bad kung fu movie ever made. Lo Wang is just as much outspoken as the Duke, and the humor here is even more tongue-in-cheek. The game is brutal and bloody, maybe even more than Duke's adventures, thanks to the use of katanas. The story of revenge over the Zilla Corporation takes us through 22 creative maps crafted in 3D Realms' updated Build engine. The Twin Dragon expansion adds another 13 levels and the elusive Wanton Destruction map-pack brings in 12 further arenas of mayhem. You get all that, and a soundtrack, in our Shadow Warrior Complete pack!

Are you ready for some badassery, blood, guts, and racial stereotypes? In other words: who wants some Lo Wang? Grab Shadow Warrior Complete, for only $5.99!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Huh, I can't say I saw that coming. Definitely something I've been wanting though!
Pixelized boobs? Awesome!

(no longer wishlishted thanks to a kind stranger!)
Post edited November 15, 2012 by keeveek
"I'm the shadow warrior!" yes, massive game! (oh, and the rabbits...)
I must say that I'm much more interested in today's OTHER new release.....
Not my cup of tea. I would rather see Terminal Velocity from 3D Realms.
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG... bahadadadababadabadabaaaaa.... bleurghaergfadohasdf... boing boing boing bombodydoo... baluwaer...

Sorry, got a little over-excited... I really started to doubt that we'll ever see another 3D Realms release here... and now I got one of my favourite shooters of all time. Eeeeepic. And I see that we'll also get Terminal Velocity today, another amazing 3D action game. One of the greatest days since I've joined GOG. Love you guys!

Edit: Totally missed that it's the "complete" edition. Awesome, never got around to play either addon. Pure awesomeness.
Post edited November 15, 2012 by F4LL0UT
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tburger: Not my cup of tea. I would rather see Terminal Velocity from 3D Realms.
It's here as well.
Post edited November 15, 2012 by JMich
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tburger: Not my cup of tea. I would rather see Terminal Velocity from 3D Realms.
Well then, here you go :D
http://www.gog.com/news/release_terminal_velocity
Nice one GOG! Wishlisted.... ;p
Mmmm this is a tasty classic release.
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tburger: Not my cup of tea. I would rather see Terminal Velocity from 3D Realms.
http://www.gog.com/forum/general/release_terminal_velocity
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tburger: Not my cup of tea. I would rather see Terminal Velocity from 3D Realms.
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Thiev: http://www.gog.com/forum/general/release_terminal_velocity
Joo got ninja'd so bad...wow, that hurts :P
Time to play with my Wang.
Throws money at monitor. This payment system is rubbish