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Incompetence by Rob Grant

Imagine a world where your intelligence/personality is no barrier to getting the job you want.
Now imagine a world where everyone else has that same opportunity too, even 'Thicky' Johnson from school, the kid who ate paste because he thought it said pasta.
Now imagine a spy trying to solve a murder in this world while being pursued by a cop with a loaded gun and anger management issues.

Now imagine me winning a gog.
(I realise it's fiction, I still recommend this book wholeheartedly)
Post edited May 16, 2011 by Matchstickman
Have you read "A Princess of Mars" by Edgar Rice Burroughs, you ever wonder where the Calvary charging over the hill to rescue our hero meme came from? Yeah, it's these books. Burroughs wrote Tarzan, do you know why Tarzan was good? Burroughs is a master at describing a world you want to be in, that you can see, touch and smell. There's 13(ish) books about John Carter on Mars (Barsoom) and you should read them all, they're short enough and you can pick them up for a quarter apiece from any used bookstore. You can also hunt for the ones with the smuttiest sci-fi covers, which are always a treat.

Roger Zelazy, his death was tragic, being nearly the polar opposite of Robert Jordan; which is to say he's good. He's good at describing something in a length of time that doesn't require you, as the reader, to consume two meals to remain alive and awake. He knows what's happening and completes his stories. In short, he doesn't write about nothing for 800 pages while fans suck his **** about how great he is. Zelazny can give you the sense of an entire city in 2 sentences, something that would take most authors a couple pages (and Jordan a full chapter). Now what, by Zelazny, should you read? Start with Nine Princes in Amber. When you finish off the second story arc (10 books in, but by book I mean something that resembled a book in those days, not an unabridged dictionary) you'll weep quietly to yourself that Zelazny died of stomach cancer before we could perfect cloning or brain downloads into computer hardware.

I know you've probably seen the movie (one of them, anyway), you probably know what it's about and convinced yourself you have no need to read it. You, dear reader, are very wrong. Go get yourself a copy of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World and read it. You'll be done in one day and be glad you did. Note that it's out of copyright, so you are not obligated to pay Barnes and Noble 13 bucks for the privilege (that's how copyright is supposed to work, bitches!).

Do you need something grittier, seemier, a bit disturbing or modern? Perhaps you haven't tried out Teresa Edgerton yet. Part of the thrill will be in hunting down a copy of these rare books. After you read them your stomach will turn as you look at bookstore shelves full of garbage. Read on as she fills a compelling fantasy novel full of adventure worthy of Tolkien himself, while weaving in a romance and marriage between an adult warrior and 10 year old girl. What should be outright creepy manages the same balance you see with Kick Ass' character Hit Girl. In short, her writing is amazing, please start with Child of Saturn.

Another woman author who enjoys her adventure with a healthy does of sleazy discomfort: J.V. Jones. Read The Baker's Boy, this book takes off from page 1, and even has the audacity to humanize its villains! You ever feel sorry for and evil jack ass on his deathbed? I did.

On the lighter side Tad Williams writes Tailchaser's Song. What if cats had gods and mythology? What if one, normal cat finds himself propelled on an epic journey searching for his lost love and finds he must thwart an ancient evil first? This is Tailchaser's Song and this is why Tad Williams ought to be mentioned in any creative writing course.

Have you ever felt that a movie adaptation robbed a book of it's very essence? What if you liked the movie adaptation? What if the book was better? What if it was written by someone you'd always heard of but maybe never read? What if the book was a compelling story and social commentary? Well you get all that plus monster bugs and power armor in Starship Troopers by Heinlen. Yes, you should read this book.

Do you ever wonder if a second chance with a clean state can change someone? What if that someone is a sick, twisted god-like being who fucks with other living beings for pleasure? What if you get to watch this being re-invent themselves as they traverse a world where physical laws don't always apply, with crazy creatures, gardens of Eden, and worlds that make Dante's version of hell seem rather unimaginative? Read The Maker of Universes.

The super weapon against ultimate evil in this book is a sword that simply makes you face the truth about yourself. Can it crush heroes as well as ultimate evil? Yep. The Sword of Shannara by Terry Brookes.

Okay my descriptions blow, but these books don't, read the ones you haven't.
Weeeeell... It may be fiction, but I find that any Discworld novel always has a certain appeal. They are comedy-based satire that are always a fantastic read.

If I was going to recommend a specific book from the series, it would be "Going Postal", as it has a more "classic" book structure, and also has a more *down-to-earth* feel (you said you were into non-fiction). The book is about a city in transition, and the renovation and recreation of outmoded sources of communication to compete with an overarching monopoly (it's way more interesting than that makes it sound).

If that doesn't sound like it's for you, then I would recommend the "Conqueror" series by Conn Iggulden. The books follow the life of Genghis Khan, and are rather engrossing reads. Mind you, this is now *historical* fiction, so there will be some discrepancies between the book and what you may read if you research into the real story. What I particularly like about Iggulden however, is that he points out these discrepancies at the end of the book in a "notes" sections, and relates as to why he didn't follow them entirely. The story begins with "Wolf of the Plains", and escalates from there.

Whatever you choose, keep at it. There aren't nearly enough readers in the world anymore, and it's always refreshing to meet a bunch of people who heartily enjoy it.
Not really A book but if you havent already try David Eddings sets The Belgariad and The Malorian. (unsure of spelling)

I re-read them a few years back (2 I think) and I still really like them, I cant explain why though, Eddings just semed to hit a spot with these sets that I really enjoyed.

On the downside theres 5 per set if memory serves...

They are Fiction books set in a time gone by, Think Lord of the Rings but different. (that makes no sense but cant think of another way to put it.)
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Arianus: Read the Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb.
This one too, though it's rather depressing.
Great, some very interesting recommendations so far... keep 'em coming!
Gordon Prange's "At Dawn We Slept : The Pearl Harbor Story"

Non-Fiction.
researched for years after WW2, from the American's side, AND the Japanese side.
Very in-depth.
Starts around January, 1941, and tells what both sides were doing, planning, and the thinking behind those decisions.

Covers a lot of ground from the sidelines, and other nations, but the main focus is the two protagonists.
Deals slightly with the aftermath - but not quite as in-depth.
Very balanced, and non-judgemental. to either side.

Well worth the read.
Nonfiction,
The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology by Ray Kurzweil



Fiction,
Titus Groan by Mervyn Peake
Post edited May 17, 2011 by rs2yjz
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reaver894: Not really A book but if you havent already try David Eddings sets The Belgariad and The Malorian. (unsure of spelling)
Just read the Mallerean, it's a better version of the Belgariad and basically the same story. All his other books in said universe are the same story again.

Actually skip them all and just read the one about Sparhawk (starts with The Diamond Throne), a cranky, old knight that really does know a lot of dirty tricks. It's better and is mostly the same story as well.
Nueromancer by William Gibson. Since its awesome.
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reaver894: Not really A book but if you havent already try David Eddings sets The Belgariad and The Malorian. (unsure of spelling)
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orcishgamer: Just read the Mallerean, it's a better version of the Belgariad and basically the same story. All his other books in said universe are the same story again.

Actually skip them all and just read the one about Sparhawk (starts with The Diamond Throne), a cranky, old knight that really does know a lot of dirty tricks. It's better and is mostly the same story as well.
Mallorean. Jeez :rolleyes:

Yeah, The Elenium, and the follow-on, The Tamuli are good, too. And not only the same story, it's the same characters! Just mixed up a little. Eddings writes well, but he did teach English, but he's a one-horse show :\
My recommendation:

Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies


Amazing analysis with grand explanatory power make this book a must-read.

Fundamentally, it is about the history of our world, but instead of focusing on the facts, Jared Diamond (author) is looking at the reasons behind the facts.

Winner of the Pulitzer Prize for non-fiction.
Last Chance to See

A none fiction book by Douglass Adams (yes THAT one, the one who wrote HItchhiker's Guide to the galaxy) and a zoologist . The book is about going around the world finding animals that are nearly extinct. Sounds depressing huh? Well, in one sense it is but throughout the book, Adams's satire and writing style are throughout the whole thing and it is like reading his sci fi comedy books except the book is about reality particularly the interesting creatures that may be doomed to extinction soon.
Post edited May 16, 2011 by marcusmaximus
You should read Think and Grow Rich because it will help you think and grow rich.
"The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Klay" by Michael Chabon.

Because
- if you prefer non-fiction, this will teach you the benefits of fiction.
- if you know nothing about the world and history of comics and it did never interest you, this novel will sell you to it anyway and the best stories are those that manage to pull this trick, interesting you in something that was alien to you before.
- if you know anything about the world of comics and are interested in it - what are you waiting for? This book is a must-read for you!
- it's original, funny, sad, goofy, mature, exciting and clever! It's got the Golem of Prague in it, as well as Whodini and Salvador Dali in a diving suit! What other arguments would one need to get hooked? ;)

Anyway, it's a really good novel about two Jewish boys in NYC (one of them emigrated from Prague before WWII) who get involved in the emerging comic book business during the late 30's by inventing a soon to be famous superhero character (comparable to the creators of Superman). It's not just about comic book history, although you can learn quite a bit about it - it's mainly about the friendship of two very different characters through hard times, about imagination and escapism. And it's spanning several decades, IIRC, connecting the fictive story with historical events.


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marcusmaximus: Last Chance to See
I have to admit, that's a good one, too. :)
Post edited May 16, 2011 by Leroux