Posted December 05, 2014
high rated
As a big fan of the Quest for Glory series, I greatly enjoyed Infamous Quests' nostalgic, parody infused homage. I was, however, saddened that the game failed to sell to IQ's expectations, so I'm hosting this giveaway and putting up for grabs 2 copies of the game.
As is the norm with my giveaways, I don't have any major requirements for participation. To be eligible to win a copy of Quest for Infamy you must post in this thread and actually want the game for yourself, so no re-gifters or traders please, and also, you must be a man. If you are not as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire and mysterious as the dark side of the moon you're unsuited for this giveaway, pack up, go home, you're through.
Also, I will not be doing a women only giveaway, Heroine's Quest is already free.
Good luck!
EDIT: Satire has failed. Or I have failed satire. The "be a man" requirement is a joke, a ruse, a mere mockery of the vitriolic sexism, gender and sexuality related outrages that have recently (well, more so than usual) erupted all over the place. I don't know or care what your gender is, nor will a global task force of urologists track forum users down to determine it. Anyone that wants to participate can do so, regardless of their gender. I had hoped referencing Mulan's "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" numerous times, among other things would have successfully conveyed that. It didn't, and for that I blame myself. And you. Mostly you.
EDIT 2: The bit about blaming you is also a joke.
As is the norm with my giveaways, I don't have any major requirements for participation. To be eligible to win a copy of Quest for Infamy you must post in this thread and actually want the game for yourself, so no re-gifters or traders please, and also, you must be a man. If you are not as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire and mysterious as the dark side of the moon you're unsuited for this giveaway, pack up, go home, you're through.
Also, I will not be doing a women only giveaway, Heroine's Quest is already free.
Good luck!
EDIT: Satire has failed. Or I have failed satire. The "be a man" requirement is a joke, a ruse, a mere mockery of the vitriolic sexism, gender and sexuality related outrages that have recently (well, more so than usual) erupted all over the place. I don't know or care what your gender is, nor will a global task force of urologists track forum users down to determine it. Anyone that wants to participate can do so, regardless of their gender. I had hoped referencing Mulan's "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" numerous times, among other things would have successfully conveyed that. It didn't, and for that I blame myself. And you. Mostly you.
EDIT 2: The bit about blaming you is also a joke.
Post edited December 05, 2014 by Gonchi