Well, at first, I wouldn't know what to do, as I'd be restricted by the said alien vessel. However, shortly thereafter, a *** *** would free me and I would go and kick assess of those mother-fuckers! After a while, I would discover that I can *** *** ***, and also *** *** ***. I would discover this thanks to supervision of *** *** *** who is also ***. Yeah, but then, *** *** *** *** *** *** *** **** *** ** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** Sol.

Well, that's what I DID when I played the game, actually. So I'm not entering. The game is awesome thou.

A very deep, meaningful and original story. 10/10!

Yeah, well, I think it should have been me to write KOTOR 2's story.

It looks like it was :-p

First I'd thank the aliens from saving me from living in a small remote town in the southwest US. Then I'd lead a band of space jockeys on a series of intergalatic adventures where time and again the only thing to save us would be my roguish good looks and my cunning wit.

I would wake up in the mothership, look around my holding cell, realize we were doomed, and make-out with my GF until we died. End of story.

Now.... :) Here's hoping!

I'll go ahead and also point out that the OP's Prey giveaway is registrable on Steam.

For those less familiar with this awesome game, here is the HD intro:
Prey HD Intro (1080p)

Keeping in mind the words of a wise detective, I will simply never forget that women are alien beings capable of great destruction.
So I'd simply assume that she's returning to wherever she came from.

Clearly, I'd not be able to do anything since my memory would have been erased!

Definitely tell the Aliens to move my house to Canada. That's where it's at! Lol

Thanks for the giveaway!

Firstly, find a way out of my confined room. I would cause a ruckus and roundhouse kick the guard Chuck Norris style. Grab the alien card-key & alien weapons and then go searching for my girlfriend. I find her locked in the lab half out of it and do some assassinations on the aliens around there. I grab her and help her out, as she is half awake now, as I shoot the remaining aliens on the way. We proceeded to the teleporter safely. We go back to our house and make some hot lesbian love.

The End :)

Hmm, I would wake up because obviously those late-night burritos didn't sit too well. :)
Thanks for the giveaway, rampancy. Very generous of you.

Yep, not entering but thanks Rampancy for the generous giveaway :)

I'd have stocked all mannered of knives, sabres, longswords, katana, whatever, spending all of that time offering free stealth classes to family and friends in case they happened to join me, along with a fund saved up to experience Space Camp to get used to the idea of gravitational environments unlike our own. Then finally, when the aliens get here.... Everyone present shall drop their pants, moon the aliens, and prepare for a skirmish not seen since the Romans took over Europe.

Ah, and everyone is expected to know how to use and balance at least two types of firearms: Pistol, shotgun, rifle, SMG, ect. Because obviously the aliens have weapons just like those. Even if the pistol is a piece of crap, the rifle fires a living booger into your eye to see and the explosives are basically exploding head crabs with easily detached legs.