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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/14/nyregion/14watchlist.html
Fucking idiots. I don't think there's more that needs saying
DERP! CAN MOAR THAN ONE PERSONS HAVE TEH SAME NAME????
Yup. The no-fly list is the biggest joke ever. If they would at least keep the "actual terrorists" on the list, I would be okay with this kind of garbage. But since it seems like ACTUALLY wanting to blow up the US gets your name taken off the list (seriously, I think every major terrorist attempt in the past decade has been a case of someone who really should have been on the no-fly list...), I can't support this thing in the slightest.
So tip for the kid: scream "JIHAD!" next time, and they'll probably stop frisking you.
You're all misunderstanding this. The TSA is so advanced that they have their own minority report style system in place so they can find these guys and get them while they are young. You'll be thanking them later!
[laughs]
Right for we all know 2 year olds can build a bomb.Think of what he can now do at 8!
Now to waste the taxpayers money by spying on a 8 year old.
This gives me a idea. I could replace airport guards with zombies.Its not like they could tell there not zombies. Then i would have a unstop able horde of zombies!
Post edited January 15, 2010 by uruk
If simply changing your name or misspelling it makes you bypass the list's layer of security, then I think it's not really secure in the first place.
TSA formed the first division of Time Cops... you think X-Ray scanners really cost that much? ;)
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uruk: [laughs]
Right for we all know 2 year olds can build a bomb.Think of what he can now do at 8!
Now to waste the taxpayers money by spying on a 8 year old.
This gives me a idea. I could replace airport guards with zombies.Its not like they could tell there not zombies. Then i would have a unstop able horde of zombies!

So....at age 15 I should know how to make atomic bombs from a paper ball and a beaker of spit from everyone in my class? =)
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uruk: [laughs]
Right for we all know 2 year olds can build a bomb.Think of what he can now do at 8!
Now to waste the taxpayers money by spying on a 8 year old.
This gives me a idea. I could replace airport guards with zombies.Its not like they could tell there not zombies. Then i would have a unstop able horde of zombies!
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Rohan15: So....at age 15 I should know how to make atomic bombs from a paper ball and a beaker of spit from everyone in my class? =)

Sure why not, any thing can happen.
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uruk: Sure why not, any thing can happen.

Hmm...so, are you saying that in about 10 years I'll look like this?
"The first time he was patted down, at Newark Liberty International Airport, Mikey was 2."
2! For Christ's sake, 2!
http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/two-year-old-kiwi-terror-blacklist-3330845
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lowyhong: "The first time he was patted down, at Newark Liberty International Airport, Mikey was 2."
2! For Christ's sake, 2!

OMG! The TSA and united States goverment molested a little boy! =)
You just got ... (puts on sunglasses) molested by the US goverment... YYYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
Post edited January 15, 2010 by StealthKnight
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lowyhong: "The first time he was patted down, at Newark Liberty International Airport, Mikey was 2."
2! For Christ's sake, 2!

You do know that at the time Micheal Jackson was running that place right?
@Rohan +1
Damn just spit coffee all over my screen