Bob will smite the heretics, if he can be bothered.

I disagree (out of principle)!

I do wonder where the pastafarians are though... <john cleese>splitters</john cleese> :P

praise the bob!

If by "holy water" Bob actually means "fine, quality tequila", then I may have found my new religion.

also sometimes called "water of life" - comes in many forms, cheers.

I was trying to sing the mantra, but the second line first word, only have 5 letters.

Is the mantra right?

Praise Bob

Bob have blesses you with sharpsightness, and blames the forum formatting keeping eating his holy mantra. By your vigilance it is now correct.

Praise Bob

Heretic - there is only one Bob...

Whoops, sorry about that. The one with the pipe, right?

Correct, Bob have redeemed you.

Church of the Sub-genuis (apologies to adherents for massacring the name).
You might also be interested in:
http://www.beerchurch.com/
and
http://thechurchofbeer.com/

Note, it's fairly easy to be ordained in some of these and in several states you will be allowed to perform weddings.

Whadayaknow? From atheist to multi-denominational within a single day!

Bob (and adambiser) have spotted a mistake in the second and third line in the mantra. This humble servant begs yours and Bob's forgiveness, though Bob has given me 10 years to show repentance, but blames the forum formatting which seems to like to eat strings of ooo's and mmm's. The mistake should now have been corrected.

adambiser is very close to reaching enlightenment, and would probably have done so had it not been because of my mistake.