I'm actually a big fan of his. Not his television work but his stand up is good and raunchy. My kind of humor!

Is this the new drunk thread, or did everyone just forgot to take their medicine

Bob is generous, but Bob is tricky. His disciples leave clues for the road to enlightment, but not everyone follows them. Finding Bob means finding Gaming Bliss.

....right. Well, I wish good fortune to everyone who decides to follow Bob's teachings; me, I'm in a hurry to board a train so no illumination for me this time.

Here comes Bob!

Yes, it's him!

I took mine but and I don't drink, I'm just like this anyway. Geee wonder why I'm single?

I'm assuming your descendants have been using the miracle of time travel to interfere with their own existence.

Wouldn't surprise me. :P

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

It seems that 4 of Bob's gifts of truth are still unclaimed.

I prayed for more guidance, and Bob answered me thus:

"Look, it is not so hard, right? The thing about truth is that you must not look at what is in front of you, but go down and see behind what the rest of the sheeps are seeing. Do you see? Heck, I have already told you lot what you need to do earlier, what more do you want? Now bugger off and don't bother me. And you do realise I am going to charge you double now?"

Praise be to Bob!

And thus Lugum has found the path to Truth, well done!

There is still one left (it is Fallout, if anyone is interested...) if it is not taken by some point tonight, then Bob has told me he will reveal the truth and let the first one who want it take it.

Praise be to Bob!

Bob obviously doesn't care for those with damaged depth perception... not that it matters to me as I have it already.

Good news for us shallow folks.