Exactly ;) Which is why all those Armageddon cults are hilarious and deserve to be mocked and not to be taken serious.

I'm writing this from Heaven. Turns out there's great internet here, but we can't watch any porn. So it's more like Hell. But whatever, too bad you guys were all left behind. Have fun during the last days et.c., I'll be busy playing The Witcher 2 on the best computer ever.

Oh fuck, the version for Heaven is censored. That's it, I'm coming back down!

Man, what a bust! Where's mah fire and brimstone?!

You'd have thought there would at least be fireworks at the end of the world. I am very disapointed.

:P

i looted some houses but it seems people weren't in heaven, just on weekend trips. What to do now?

Slight change of plans, folks. Seeing as Harold Camping was wrong about the Rapture (I know, I'm shocked too), we'll just loot Harold's place after his followers stone him to death for being a "false prophet."

Lech! Lech! Kolejooooorz! :D
Just kidding - I actually feel a relief every time they don't win - it means no random outbursts of happiness at 3 a.m. outside my window.

Indeed, nobody got into heaven and yet nobody is engaging in large scale orgies either. Hell, it's not like anybody's going to be alive long enough to have to worry about pregnancy or STIs.

Ye of little faith. As Navagon pointed out via the divine medium of South Park, Mormons have recently been raptured. Unfortunately owing to a miscommunication, the polygamy wasn't actually permitted, so the rapture only saved a few unnattractive mormons. The result was that as so few ascended, the earthquake was so small we didn't notice.

So, the Rapture has happened. It's all over, religion is done. We'll just have to put up with this gut wrenching loss as we understand we weren't saved.

I was going to go and pickpocket Robert Fitzpatrick, but he spent his $140000 life savings account on printing up flyers to warn about the apocalyse.

Everyone's got it wrong.

The mayans we're predicting the release date of Half Life: Episode 3.

HLe3 - 21-12-2012. You heard it on GoG first.

The one example where the apocolypse would be more likely ;P

It might be commonplace, but certainly not universal. It's possible for any one of us to continue to submit to something that has proven to be a lie (especially when you also apply this to relationships and politics) but there are those who will question and there are those who will submit unquestioningly. That's the vital difference and clearly these particular evangelicals fall into the latter category.

What?

Another change in plans. Being that Harold Camping has declared May 21st was actually an "invisible judgment day" and that the NEW day of rapture is October 21st, we'll be looting on October 22nd.

Thank you, and have a good Armageddon.