And how about the ones so convinced it'll happen that they've donated ALL their money to charity? Goodbye next mortgage payment, goodbye kids' college fund :-(

The only bright side for the kids is that their parents won't be able to afford to send them to be brainwashed at some extremist Bible Camp this year.

Seeing how the bible just let them down again, it's just possible they wouldn't want to anyway...

Nah.

Exactly. Such people just ignore all evidence contrary to what they believe. Even when what they believe is that they should be dead right now. They might be shaken for a moment but as soon as the next apocalypse is due (which is mere months away now) they'll be back bashing their Bibles over that instead.

Ever think that maybe God's just messing with us? he keeps telling us he's gonna kill us all just to see everyone run around in panic?

Oddly Enough, i was looking for something to rest my arm and the first thing i saw that was the right size was a paperback called Almost Armageddon.

But next time they say it, just respond "No, we had the Rapture, I saw it! There were all these pure people ascending into heaven, it was beautiful and ... Hang on, why are you still here?"

Then they realized they got left behind.

"Sorry, but you believed in the wrong religion. The correct one was... *drumroll* Mormonism!"

Is there a website, or even a book that focuses on listing and collating all the different Doomsday cults and theories (and their respective theorists)? I mean, I know about all the big ones like "The Mayan Calendar", and "The Nemesis Star", the cults that killed themselves with poisoned fruit-flavoured drink on the eve of a comet's passing, etc, but surely there's a bunch of lesser known Apocalyptists to read about. It's always the more obscure ones I find the most interesting, probably because the "mainstream" one's are just that, mainstream, and played out.

What's important is:

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Predcon,
I think the above top secret forums might interest you;
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/Predictions_and_Prophecies.php

Any local ZUS?:)

Will this loot have slots? I've got these gems knocking about the place that I really need to put in some socket or other