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Posted March 26, 2009
I would feel so guilty if i pirated anything that came from gog. that to me speaks volumes about the relationship gog has developed with its community. long live gog!
i'm really happy to see the upcoming ubisoft lineup, not been inspired to buy anything for a while now. Bring on HOMM!
and please, i would do anything to be able to play Daggerfall again!
Posted March 26, 2009
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cogadh: Ouch. That would take a reaalllyy long time to do.
My wife actually came up with this one. Skewer the bastard up the ass with an umbrella... then open it.
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BladderOfDoom: hah you ever heard of the Pear of Anguish? much much better that an umbrella.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_Anguish
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Nah, an umbrella is way bigger than the good ol' pear of anguish. You'd do way more painful damage just getting it in there, never mind what would happen when the umbrella is opened.
Got another one: strip him naked, then using a cheese grater, scrape off the first few layers of skin on the entire body and finally drop the d-bag in a vat of freshly squeezed lemon juice.
Posted March 26, 2009
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BladderOfDoom: hah you ever heard of the Pear of Anguish? much much better that an umbrella.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_Anguish
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Thumbscrews
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cogadh: Nah, an umbrella is way bigger than the good ol' pear of anguish. You'd do way more painful damage just getting it in there, never mind what would happen when the umbrella is opened.
Got another one: strip him naked, then using a cheese grater, scrape off the first few layers of skin on the entire body and finally drop the d-bag in a vat of freshly squeezed lemon juice.

What the hell?
Post edited March 26, 2009 by michaelleung
Posted March 26, 2009
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BladderOfDoom: hah you ever heard of the Pear of Anguish? much much better that an umbrella.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_Anguish
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Thumbscrews
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cogadh: Nah, an umbrella is way bigger than the good ol' pear of anguish. You'd do way more painful damage just getting it in there, never mind what would happen when the umbrella is opened.
Got another one: strip him naked, then using a cheese grater, scrape off the first few layers of skin on the entire body and finally drop the d-bag in a vat of freshly squeezed lemon juice.

Ok, cogadh, you're starting to seriously freak me out.
Posted March 26, 2009
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cogadh: Got another one: strip him naked, then using a cheese grater, scrape off the first few layers of skin on the entire body and finally drop the d-bag in a vat of freshly squeezed lemon juice.

You could then dry them off by rubbing them in a tub of salt. Ooooh I just remembered an execution method from a SciFi book by Adam Roberts called Polystom. It was called a Skinrack. Very nasty.
ooh ooh ooh ANOTHER NASTY DEATH!!!! Anyone heard of Eagling? :D
Lets rename this thread the Official GOG Torture Thread
Post edited March 26, 2009 by BladderOfDoom
Posted March 26, 2009
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cogadh: Got another one: strip him naked, then using a cheese grater, scrape off the first few layers of skin on the entire body and finally drop the d-bag in a vat of freshly squeezed lemon juice.
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michaelleung: What the hell?

I've gotta agree here. LEMON JUICE? How n00b! The juice of the habnero chilli is the only way to go, that stuff burns like fire if you get it on the sensiitive parts of the skin (remember kids, wash your hands after chopping chillies or your next visit to the bathroom may be your last) and the effects of it sub-dermally would only be enhanced...
Posted March 26, 2009
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Aliasalpha: I've gotta agree here. LEMON JUICE? How n00b! The juice of the habnero chilli is the only way to go, that stuff burns like fire if you get it on the sensiitive parts of the skin (remember kids, wash your hands after chopping chillies or your next visit to the bathroom may be your last) and the effects of it sub-dermally would only be enhanced...

What about injecting it into their eyes?
Posted March 26, 2009
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michaelleung: What the hell?
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Aliasalpha: I've gotta agree here. LEMON JUICE? How n00b! The juice of the habnero chilli is the only way to go, that stuff burns like fire if you get it on the sensiitive parts of the skin (remember kids, wash your hands after chopping chillies or your next visit to the bathroom may be your last) and the effects of it sub-dermally would only be enhanced...

I wanted him to be awake to experience the whole thing. After the cheese grater, adding habanero to the mix would be so painful, he'd pass out before fully experiencing the pain he deserves.
Posted March 26, 2009
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cogadh: Hmmm, this is not so much on the subject of the evil things we would like to do to those who release GOG games on P2P, but rather on what we as the community could do to help prevent it. What if we were to take a page from the DRM playbook and "pollute" P2P and torrent sites with fake GOG downloads? Instead of games, we could put multiple copies of a self-executing Rick Roll video out there.

Very noicceeeee!!!!
I'd simply bury them next to a group of naked female orcs
Posted March 26, 2009
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cogadh: Hmmm, this is not so much on the subject of the evil things we would like to do to those who release GOG games on P2P, but rather on what we as the community could do to help prevent it. What if we were to take a page from the DRM playbook and "pollute" P2P and torrent sites with fake GOG downloads? Instead of games, we could put multiple copies of a self-executing Rick Roll video out there.

As fun as that might be, that stuff would be weeded out pretty quickly.
But yeah, the prick who pirated this stuff is a skid mark on the underwear of life.
Posted March 26, 2009
Shove the pirates into an iron maiden while PLAYING Iron Maiden at a very loud volume. The rockers can listen to cool Iron Maiden tunes whilst drowning out the screams of the would-be pirate that dared besmirch this site with a torrent for one of their DRM free games.
Posted March 26, 2009
This is the first really messed up thread I've come across on GoG.com thus far. Kudos for something I guess.
Posted March 26, 2009
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deoren: This is the first really messed up thread I've come across on GoG.com thus far. Kudos for something I guess.
search the archives... you DIRTY PIRATE
Posted March 26, 2009
Skin them alive and roll them is salt. Simple and cheap....
Posted March 26, 2009
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deoren: This is the first really messed up thread I've come across on GoG.com thus far. Kudos for something I guess.
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Weclock: search the archives... you DIRTY PIRATE

Haha, hardly. If I didn't know you were kidding that would be a terrible insult. :O
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