I was going to write an amazing off the wall post, ranging from such topics as senile obesity to the potential war between Australia and France.

But instead, here's a jontron video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEhApoSekxE

I say the funniest Jontron episode is Star Fox Adevntures:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LPQ6nT4UpA

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

I've gotten to America for the first time just last week, and I had my first taste of it. Can't say I liked it much.

Yeah, Gitmo's been getting a bad rap lately.

Not enjoying Columbia or Portugal?

I eat peanut butter multiple times per week. It's delicious on toasted bread with honey.

I always mix up Peru and Portugal, sorry.
http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/americas/americas_pol96.jpg

Do you see those bits, that are labeled "America?" Those are all America.
Brazil? America.
Bolivia? America.
Mexico? America.
Canada? America.
Nicaragua? America
Cuba? America.
Etc.


EDIT: I hope this helps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDtdQ8bTvRc

Err.. yeah. Which is why I just said I got to America 4 days ago, when I'm in Costa Rica. I'm still not completely sure of what your point was, but taking Portugal out of the American equation does a lot to help.

You're judging all of America on Costa Rica. :D
Imagine judging all of Africa on Egypt, or all of Europe on Germany!

Oh, that!

No, I'm not judging all of 2 entire continents by 4 days on a single country, specially when just getting used to jet lag and the fucking heat took most of those days. I'm just judging peanut butter, which I've heard about from American people but I never saw in Europe. So when I got to Costa Rica and saw it on the breakfast buffet, I made a point of trying it out. And I didn't quite enjoy it.

I'll save my judging of the continent(s) for a later date. For now, what I can tell is that while I probably will eat peanut butter as long as it's included on the free breakfast, I don't plan on ever looking for it on a supermarket.

it's really only good with chocolate, or maybe bananas.

I learned some elite techniques for success in CS:GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ida4D2J_riM

We'd better get a job. But what jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom?