Posted December 15, 2013
high rated
Ah, Christmas. Isn't it great? Eggnog, mulled wine, christmas trees, candles, presents (YAY!), holiday sales. Also it's a time for contemplation, compassion, generosity and general niceness, so what better way to celebrate Yuletide than punching hordes of hellish ceatures in the face?
Or, you know, stab, hack and slash them in the face? Or shoot magic in their face. Any form of face related violence is fine, really.
Where was I? Oh yeah, this is a giveaway for Darksiders (Steam).
1. To enter, post I punched the minions of hell in the face and all I got was this lousy achievement.
2. Christmas related silliness in the post is appreciated but won't net you any bonus points.
– "So, what about compassion, generosity and general niceness?"
Shut up! You're out!
– "But–"
No, I won't have none of that, Mr. wise-guy! Out! Shoo!
3. The giveaway will end when it's done (read: when I grow bored). So to keep it going longer, make sure to entertain me. Yes, dance for me, my monkeys! Mwahahaha!
Or, you know, stab, hack and slash them in the face? Or shoot magic in their face. Any form of face related violence is fine, really.
Where was I? Oh yeah, this is a giveaway for Darksiders (Steam).
1. To enter, post I punched the minions of hell in the face and all I got was this lousy achievement.
2. Christmas related silliness in the post is appreciated but won't net you any bonus points.
– "So, what about compassion, generosity and general niceness?"
Shut up! You're out!
– "But–"
No, I won't have none of that, Mr. wise-guy! Out! Shoo!
3. The giveaway will end when it's done (read: when I grow bored). So to keep it going longer, make sure to entertain me. Yes, dance for me, my monkeys! Mwahahaha!