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Posted September 24, 2012
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Jaime: Please don't say "cum", not even in jest.
I am resisting the urge to put a rather snide, penetrating remark.
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farlark: oralingus
Noun. Means kissing on the mouth.
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hedwards: We'ell looky 'ere somebody is edumacated in this here phred.
Hey! Not all Americans talk like that, just those in the deep south. :D
Post edited September 24, 2012 by Rohan15
Posted September 24, 2012
Cybersex.

Hurts like hell when you put it in the socket.
Posted September 24, 2012
Yup this thread got messy real quick - more quickly for some than others. I guess they just couldn't hold it in for very long. It was just too hard.

I will be fascinated to see what E.T. does with the thread title - if anything creative. :)
Posted September 24, 2012
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crazy_dave: I guess they just couldn't hold it in for very long. It was just too hard.
Waiting for people to take this bit entirely out of context.
Posted September 24, 2012
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crazy_dave: I will be fascinated to see what E.T. does with the thread title - if anything creative. :)
Mouth Fsck?
Posted September 24, 2012
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crazy_dave: I guess they just couldn't hold it in for very long. It was just too hard.
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jamyskis: Waiting for people to take this bit entirely out of context.
It was designed to be :P
Posted September 24, 2012
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Rohan15: I am resisting the urge to put a rather snide, penetrating remark.
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jamyskis: Cybersex.

Hurts like hell when you put it in the socket.
Stop this! I don't even wanna imagine the messy climax this one-upmanship of awful punning will result in!
Posted September 24, 2012
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.
Posted September 24, 2012
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crazy_dave: Yup this thread got messy real quick - more quickly for some than others. I guess they just couldn't hold it in for very long. It was just too hard.

I will be fascinated to see what E.T. does with the thread title - if anything creative. :)
Probably phone home. <,< >,>
Posted September 24, 2012
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crazy_dave: I will be fascinated to see what E.T. does with the thread title - if anything creative. :)
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Darling_Jimmy: Mouth Fsck?
That's not bad, but could still leave a bad taste in people's mouths
Posted September 24, 2012
Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Posted September 24, 2012
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Jaime: Stop this! I don't even wanna imagine the messy climax this one-upmanship of awful punning will result in!
Yeah it's a pretty sticky subject too
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crazy_dave: Yup this thread got messy real quick - more quickly for some than others. I guess they just couldn't hold it in for very long. It was just too hard.

I will be fascinated to see what E.T. does with the thread title - if anything creative. :)
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hedwards: Probably phone home. <,< >,>
:)
Post edited September 24, 2012 by crazy_dave
Posted September 24, 2012
Thankfully someone's gone and downvoted this atrocity. A firm handling is sometimes necessary for satisfactory results.
Posted September 24, 2012
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Jaime: Thankfully someone's gone and downvoted this atrocity. A firm handling is sometimes necessary for satisfactory results.
True though some delicacy and even stroking is also often required when moderating forums
Post edited September 24, 2012 by crazy_dave
Posted September 24, 2012
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crazy_dave: True though some delicacy and even stroking is also often required when moderating forums
I didn't want to imply that a rigorous hands-on approach is the only expedient technique, but I feel it's best to take the heat out of the situation, as this really sticks out and could lead to embarrassment if the wrong person takes notice.
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