Someone mentioned Onechanbara in another thread with a link and it's intrigued me ever since. I've never heard of it and have no idea what it's about but a Japanese cowboy samurai girl in a bikini with a katana? I need to know more.

Here:
http://www.gametrailers.com/game/3365.html
also for wii:
http://www.gametrailers.com/game/5844.html
But you don't really need to know more, you pretty much already summarised the entire plot of the game.Funny you should say that, because was he to buy a new playboy chances are good he'd see her in there too:
http://kotaku.com/5153555/bikini-samurai-minus-bikini]
http://kotaku.com/5153555/bikini-samurai-minus-bikini[/url]

I don't have the balls to buy an issue of Playboy, instead I'll download it off BitTorrent or something...

Afraid your parents will see when it comes in the mail?

well it IS kind of sad to be lusting after polygonal women
Unless they're lara croft of course!

Nah April Ryan for me

well to paraphrase red dwarf "April Ryan? Well I would go with April but I'd be thinking of Lara"

I was thinking of Bioshock there for a second. Female Andrew Ryan, hmm.
Anyhow, as for Oneechanbara, I've seen it compared to Earth Defence Force, likely because it's a similarly no-budget-no-bullshit type of game. You have to murder thousands of enemies, and that's about it. Except that in EDF, you were given new weapons to inflict death at regular intervals, whereas in Oneechanbara, there's no such thing - you simply have a truckload of combos.

xbox360achievements.org has a review up for it. Lets just day they're not complementary

There's a movie....
might be worth skipping the game and going straight to that... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdY7im7DEFI

Reminds me a bit of Bitch Slap.

might also be worth skipping the movie and going straight to something good instead...

better than cute japanese girls in bikinis fighting zombies? like what?!?!?

Pretty much anything? Don't get me wrong, I've seen crappier looking things but it was still pretty bad. Decent porn or decent slasher flicks would do the job better.
Still it could be worse, the trailer for Bayonetta made my skin crawl with it's ickiness