I worked briefly at Gamestop and I will die a happy man if I never have to say the words "Would you like a copy of GameInformer?" again. Hell I hardly said it when I was supposed to, which is one of the reasons my employment was brief.

I am very much down for this.

But at least our world will be saved.

Edit: EXCELSIOR!

I worked in fast food as a teenager and I refused to upsell. The manager was on my ass about it all the time and I told him I would never do it, fire me. They never fired me for it because I was the only person with half a brain in the whole place, but they would keep writing me up as if I cared.