I prefer Dancing Queen. :-)

Sadly this is true, we were so poor I actually didn't have very many clothes and my mother dressed me in that damned thing through 3rd grade when I was finally old enough to stand up to her. Sadly, this is not the worst article of clothing I was forced to wear to school as a kid.

No, nor do I plan to. :-)

boooooo-riiiiiiiiiiing

You got me, #4 is a lie, I stole that from someone I know who actually did do that several times. He's a lot meaner than I was.

I've never been a "get drunk & watch strippers" kind of guy. I went to the fanfest to meet some childhood heroes (and villains) that weekend. :-)

And on that note, its just about 1AM here & I'm going to bed. Keep on guessing, folks.

01. I've hopped a train.
02. I'm afraid of spiders.
03. My favorite web comic is Achewood.
05. I've told a police officer that my name was Jack Johnson when being questioned.
06. I can't stand Green Day.
07. Pikachu is my favorite Super Smash Bros. Brawl character.
08. I haven't been arrested.
09. I like the song "Womanizer".
10. I don't like the Scott Pilgrim comic.

EDIT: Wow, I forgot to add a 04. Oh well!

09, no you don't.

07 is definitely in the true realm, that son of a bitch is stupid overpowered.

Totally do!

Uh oh, was this topic worth my credibility as a human being?

Don't worry, with a nine year old daughter my music cred is in the crapper. All that comes up on Last.fm anymore is teeny-bopper, pop shit and I actually kind of like a few, Katy Perry and Ke$ha (I know!) included.

Stow away. The other way is definitely not a big deal.

Nope! I have such a pristine record! You can see yourself in it when you look at it!

Of course, I only guarantee this information is correct at the time of my posting. No guarantees for the future.

1) I used to pee in the fireplace when I was a kid until I got busted and got my ass spanked.

2) I once fell off a 3 story roof and walked away. True

3) I grew up on James Stewart movies and believed in true love until the age of 24.

4) I can't grow a full beard and I'm 30 and have no heritage in my blood that I know of that causes this, nor do I have significant facial scarring.

5) My favorite color is black. FALSE

6) I once lived with mormons and in a drunken stupor got the bishop of the local mormon church where I lived to agree that it might be possible God did not care if I were mormon or went to church. -TRUE

7) I was a virgin until I was 19.

8) The first time I had sex lasted an hour and a half.

9) I work fulltime despite having a debilitating permanent illness, and love it.

10) I have gone the past 6 years without dating or having sex.

thank god...

I thought that I was the only one who loved eating ants as a kid...

Ok, I'm awake again. You may resume picking the lie among my truths...

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