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I am going with #2 as the lie
I'll go with #8. I'm betting you are in a video but it is an indy band. :-)
I'm saying #9. It just seems like a clever lie, plus you put it first to be even more clever.
Gonna guess 5.
Theres 2 of them which stick in my mind

But im going to guess 6
1. I have triplet daughters.

2. I have several tattoos. - TRUE

3. Rather than have a bachelor party, I spent the weekend before my marriage at a wrestling fanfest. - TRUE

4. Disco music is a guilty pleasure of mine. - TRUE

5. My step-father worked with Jon Bon Jovi's father.

6. I've never been outside of North America. - FALSE (and congrats to ViolatorX for guessing correctly)

7. Boston Terriers have been in my family longer than I have.

8. I've been on a reality tv show.

9. I survived a stroke.

10. I'm an only child.
Post edited March 02, 2011 by ChaunceyK
1) I used to practice fighting with machetes, I could even dual wield them without cutting my arms off.

2) I wrecked 3 cars in 2 years after I turned 16 and got my license, all of them were totaled.

3) I wrecked one of the cars into a tree in the front lawn of my old, driver's education instructor and ripped up a good portion of his landscaping.

4) I used to wear my yellow belt into martial arts schools and beat up the instructor.

5) I wore my cub scout uniform to school every week when I was a kid.

6) I used to be an incredibly fast runner, but could never beat my brother who was faster than some of the entrants in the Olympic games, I was always horribly jealous.

7) I used to annoy an authority figure who actually had the right (supposedly) to tell us how to dress by wearing a pair of yellow, leather boots... with my suit.

8) I once beat up 3 bullies at once and cried the entire time I did it.

9) My best friend and I used to throw darts at one another and catch them for fun.

10) I was actually surprised when my parents gave me the birds and the bees talk.
I love this thread.
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ChaunceyK: 4. Disco music is a guilty pleasure of mine.
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Damuna: Let's go for the obvious one first, shall we?
No, I actually do love Disco music...can't explain why, I know its looked down upon by most people, and I love rock/metal, but dammit, I just love Disco music!
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ChaunceyK: 2. I have several tattoos.
Lies!
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orcishgamer: 1) I used to practice fighting with machetes, I could even dual wield them without cutting my arms off.

2) I wrecked 3 cars in 2 years after I turned 16 and got my license, all of them were totaled.

3) I wrecked one of the cars into a tree in the front lawn of my old, driver's education instructor and ripped up a good portion of his landscaping.

4) I used to wear my yellow belt into martial arts schools and beat up the instructor.

5) I wore my cub scout uniform to school every week when I was a kid.

6) I used to be an incredibly fast runner, but could never beat my brother who was faster than some of the entrants in the Olympic games, I was always horribly jealous.

7) I used to annoy an authority figure who actually had the right (supposedly) to tell us how to dress by wearing a pair of yellow, leather boots... with my suit.

8) I once beat up 3 bullies at once and cried the entire time I did it.

9) My best friend and I used to throw darts at one another and catch them for fun.

10) I was actually surprised when my parents gave me the birds and the bees talk.
Im guessing number 5 is the lie.
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ChaunceyK: 2. I have several tattoos.
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orcishgamer: Lies!
I've got 7 of them. Dragons, penguins, wolf, comedy/tragedy masks, etc.
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orcishgamer: Lies!
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ChaunceyK: I've got 7 of them. Dragons, penguins, wolf, comedy/tragedy masks, etc.
But do you have a green ghost with fangs and antennas?
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Damuna: 5. As a child I used to eat ants. Truth.
Eating ants! That reminds me of a Jules Verne's novel The Adventures of Three Englishmen and Three Russians in Southern Africa I read when I was small (well, I actually read the comic book, not the novel). I found the text here:

He was entirely covered, face, hands, and clothes, with swarms of white ants. He started to his feet, and his sudden movement aroused the bushman, who was covered in the same way. But to Sir John's great surprise, the bushman, instead of shaking off the insects, carried them by handfuls to his mouth, and devoured them greedily. Sir John's first sensation was disgust at his voracity.

“Come, eat, do as I do!” said the bushman; “it is the rice of the Bochjesmen.”

Source: http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Three_Englishmen_and_Three_Russians_in_Southern_Africa/Chapter_XX
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ViolatorX: Theres 2 of them which stick in my mind

But im going to guess 6
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Damuna: What was your other guess?

And you're right, number 6 is bogus. Well, the last part is. The first part is entirely true.

So, folks, fancy making your own lists?
I was going to say #1 as there isnt much you can do with a broken toe anyway, When I had I just wrapped them together with bandage tape keeping it straight they healed.

Chauncey Im thinking #3 Though I wouldnt be shocked if its the other one I thought of that sprang to mind

Orcish #4
Post edited March 02, 2011 by ViolatorX