Posted April 27, 2012

Foxhack
Fuzzball
Registered: Sep 2008
From Mexico

GoodOldJim
<3
Registered: Jun 2009
From Canada

QC
X-Mas Triforce!!
Registered: Jun 2010
From United States
Posted April 27, 2012
This just in: Nutella is likely half fat you unattentive consumers, read the damn label. It's practically the same as peanut butter, oils and 'butter' and all.
I dunno, it's just silly to have thought this was really that much better than eating the nuts by themselves.
I dunno, it's just silly to have thought this was really that much better than eating the nuts by themselves.

WhiteElk
maker of tie-dye
Registered: Apr 2011
From United States
Posted April 27, 2012
Peanut butter is a good food. It's just made bad by modern manufacture.

HereForTheBeer
Positive Patty
Registered: Oct 2009
From United States
Posted April 27, 2012
Well this is just friggin' great. Last week, just last durn week, as we were walking through the grocery store I swung back around after picking out my jar of peanut butter and told my wife, "I've always been curious about this stuff", and grabbed our very first jar of Nutella.
And then this article comes along.
Haven't even opened it yet and now I have this feeling that it will subconsciously alter my impression of the stuff. OTOH, I do enjoy rich and sweet guilty pleasures so, like all good things in life, moderation is likely the key. Maybe I'll slather some atop a graham cracker and, with the browser open to the article, eat it with my middle finger raised and enjoy every sweet bite.
News Flash: just about anything in the world can kill you! And no, you don't deserve money for it!
And then this article comes along.
Haven't even opened it yet and now I have this feeling that it will subconsciously alter my impression of the stuff. OTOH, I do enjoy rich and sweet guilty pleasures so, like all good things in life, moderation is likely the key. Maybe I'll slather some atop a graham cracker and, with the browser open to the article, eat it with my middle finger raised and enjoy every sweet bite.
News Flash: just about anything in the world can kill you! And no, you don't deserve money for it!

Vestin
only_droid@town
Registered: Sep 2008
From Poland
Posted April 27, 2012

Ironically - TheJoe is doing precisely what you're accusing me of. He barges in, says his thing and disappears. I'm one of the people who jump at the opportunity and proceed to make fun of him. There's hardly more anyone can do, as he doesn't present arguments - he simply writes something like "GOG.com" and that's it.

As for Nutella - my dietary experiences with it have been disappointing as well - it failed to bring my BMI up into the norm ;P. Maybe I wasn't eating enough...

WhiteElk
maker of tie-dye
Registered: Apr 2011
From United States
Posted April 27, 2012

And it's not just corn. It's nearly all of the commodity crops.

stoicsentry
GOG's Risus GM
Registered: Feb 2011
From United States
Posted April 28, 2012
I don't think they sell Nutella where I live. I've never seen it in stores, nor seen anyone eat it.

GoodOldJim
<3
Registered: Jun 2009
From Canada
Posted April 28, 2012

Post edited April 28, 2012 by Darling_Jimmy

Cambrey
Purple Dot Cultist
Registered: Oct 2008
From France

SimonG
SimonG597
Registered: Sep 2010
From Germany
Posted April 28, 2012
I won't go as far and say this is a corporate spin on an important legal case (like what McDonalds did with the Hot Coffee verdict). But the judgement is correct (also, as always in the US, the damages look redicoulus).
The important fact, that the article just mentions on the sideline, is that Nutella is marketed as a healthy food suitable for kids. I don't know the US ads, but Ferrero is notoriusly using a "it's healthy" message for all of their candies here in Germany. And those are also targeted at children. That isn't correct and only borderline legal.
Ferrero is now using articles, and sheep like us, to convey the "doh, of course Nutella isn't healthy" message to paint the woman who did the case as an idiot. While in fact, that woman was brave enough to go to the courts and make a change. This hopefully leads to marketing less effective in influencing simple minded people like kids.
This is one of the few important consumer protection cases that actually worked in the US. And now everybody is dancing to ferreros fiddle in marking the woman as stupid and creedy.
We don't know how much Nutella she was giving her kid. Maybe four slices of bread to breakfast. That certainly doesn't look like much, but it is way to much for a kid. Damages in the US are often "punative damages", therefore the point of the high sum wasn't to make the woman rich, but make Ferrero hurt. And this is peanuts considering what Ferrero is costing the US healthcare system.
The important fact, that the article just mentions on the sideline, is that Nutella is marketed as a healthy food suitable for kids. I don't know the US ads, but Ferrero is notoriusly using a "it's healthy" message for all of their candies here in Germany. And those are also targeted at children. That isn't correct and only borderline legal.
Ferrero is now using articles, and sheep like us, to convey the "doh, of course Nutella isn't healthy" message to paint the woman who did the case as an idiot. While in fact, that woman was brave enough to go to the courts and make a change. This hopefully leads to marketing less effective in influencing simple minded people like kids.
This is one of the few important consumer protection cases that actually worked in the US. And now everybody is dancing to ferreros fiddle in marking the woman as stupid and creedy.
We don't know how much Nutella she was giving her kid. Maybe four slices of bread to breakfast. That certainly doesn't look like much, but it is way to much for a kid. Damages in the US are often "punative damages", therefore the point of the high sum wasn't to make the woman rich, but make Ferrero hurt. And this is peanuts considering what Ferrero is costing the US healthcare system.

GoodOldJim
<3
Registered: Jun 2009
From Canada
Posted April 28, 2012
Did you know there is a cereal made of cookies in the US? "It's part of a balanced breakfast." Did you know there's a cereal made of marshmallows in the US? "It's part of a balanced breakfast."
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To clarify, I'm not discrediting your claims. I'm attempting to illustrate the environment the naysayers are conditioned to accept.
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To clarify, I'm not discrediting your claims. I'm attempting to illustrate the environment the naysayers are conditioned to accept.

SimonG
SimonG597
Registered: Sep 2010
From Germany
Posted April 28, 2012

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To clarify, I'm not discrediting your claims. I'm attempting to illustrate the environment the naysayers are conditioned to accept.
But hey, it's not like the US has an obesity problem or anything...
Post edited April 28, 2012 by SimonG

oldschool
I see you!
Registered: Mar 2009
From United States

GoodOldJim
<3
Registered: Jun 2009
From Canada
Posted April 28, 2012
You know, now that I think about it, the thing I find unsatisfying is that this case doesn't set a precedent. A chocolate-hazel nut spread is unhealthy but cookies and marshmallows and red dye #5 are still considered cereal.