Well this may be SOLVED, but I typed this long post up for you earlier today so here ya go:
First off, congrats on winning a contest with an actual prize!
Here's your crash course:
1) They say you can stand your 360 vertically, DO NOT DO THIS (much, much higher rate of scratching disks).
2) The online component is the reason to have the 360, for this Gold is ideal, if you need a single account (i.e. no kids and you and your wife don't mind sharing saves or only one of you will play multiplayer) then get a 12 or 13 month card off Amazon.com for a fraction of retail (35-40 bucks is a good price, retail is 60 or 70 these days). OR you can get a Family pack which allows 4 gold accounts, one of them being a parent account (which can monitor playtimes of children or access to their content, can grant allowances, etc.). On second thought, don't share profiles, see point #9.
3) Benefits of Gold (as I see them, there may be more):
a) online multiplayer only available this way
b) heavily discounted DLC and Live Arcade titles available only to Gold members weekly (additional deals only available to Gold Family around one week per month), these deals are often 33-80% off so they are ultimately worthwhile.
c) Netflix app requires Gold, this is literally the easiest way to get 720p Netflix on your HDTV
d) Access to ESPN3 content (and the History Channel stuff I think).
e) Earlier access to demos (by about a week) and way faster download servers (I've gotten 2-3MB/sec down before, 1-1.5MB/sec is more normal). These demos sometimes weigh in at 2GB or more (not all do this) so fast servers do make a difference if you'd like to play that night
I suggest at least one Gold account, if you're getting 2, get a Family pack (directly from MS) they're 99USD/year and give you the main account as Gold and 3 assignable slots for other profiles (you can switch assignments during the year but there is a cool down period to re-add a dropped profile).
4) Points: 80 points is 1 USD, so 400 is 5 bucks, 800 is 10, 1200 is 15. Nearly all content is only available in points. Some of the content is stupid expensive. You can get discounted points cards online but usually not by very much (you might save 3 bucks off the 20USD card that gives 1600 points). I used to do this but it's a pain in the ass so I punched in my card to MS and buy full priced points from them. Sometimes MS offers free bonus points if you buy so much during an event or sale. These go on your account about 30 days after the event, but I got maybe 20-30 bucks worth of free points last year (of course I spent maybe 120 bucks on stuff). Games one Demand (these are retail games that you can download directly to your hard drive) are purchased with money, they are normally not nearly as cheap as you can get elsewhere and are limited to your console.
5) Crap controllers exist, RMA them or take them back if they feel too loose or drift. This is a defect and you should not accept it.
6) MS DRM: Disc games have a disc check DRM, even if you install the disks for performance you still need it in the drive, some games will make you switch disks even (lame, I know). Live Arcade (DLC also works like this!): These are retail games for download, have a ERSB rating, etc. You pay points and download, they get keyed to the console on which you bought them AND your account is tagged with them. This means they can be played by anyone on their "home" machine (if you buy a game any account logged in on that XBox 360 can play it), as well, if you're logged in on another machine and to XBox Live (i.e. online) you can also redownload and play those games/DLC. Anyone else logged in on the non-"home" machine cannot. You can migrate the home machine for any purchased content on MS' website to any console on which you're Live Profile has ever logged into the Live servers (this is tied to the machine, not the hard drive, so if you RROD you'll keep your drive and get a new machine, you'll want to migrate). I've done this and it's actually really easy.
DLC on a disk is installed to the hard drive, THERE IS NO DRM on this, you can pass the disk on to a friend after, you never need it again unless your hard drive goes. Downloaded DLC (the digitally purchased kind) works like Live Arcade games.
Indie titles: You have to be online to play, these are not ERSB rated, the community sets ratings for these. The demos for these are the full game and they simply turn off after 10 minutes or so of play until you buy them.
7) Game saves are tricky, make sure you consult some online forums before you move them to a new XBox 360, if the original ownership changes then the save can still be used but all achievements are disabled while using that save. Also some files for some games are marked Move only (no copy) so if you screw up or the hardware does, you could lose them (ask me how I know). There's a cable that can automate this between two 360s and it's well worth the 20 USD to avoid any issues. COMING SOON: This fall MS has promised we get cloud saves with Gold, meaning you can keep your saves in the cloud (and our profiles). This is awesome for those of us who have multiple home XBox 360s, my daughter switches between them and moving saves and profiles sucks.
8) There are HOWTO videos on your XBox 360, there's a whole backlog of videos (many with subjects suggested by the community) and they are actually really well done. They're worth a watch if you have questions.
9) Profiles, you may think you want to share, but you really don't. It's worse than sharing a Facebook account, just create 2.
10) Welcome back to the world where you can resell your games and buy used again. There's quite a few awesome websites that facilitate this. Also welcome to a world where the DRM still seems reasonable (only by comparison). At least it's no more locked down than consoles have ever been (and considerably less so if you consider some of Nintendo's antics over the years).
11) The XBox 360 version may cost a few dollars more than the PC version but there's not many games where it's in any way worse (and quite a few where it's better) plus you can swap with your buddies when done, this more than makes up for the price difference. If you have dual analog stick FPS issues (I do) then PC is preferable for those, they do play different on the 360 though. You won't find hardly any RTS games. Platformers are generally far better on console.
12) Your 360 can play any of your Zune Pass music and indeed it is pretty well done. There is a free trial if you'd like. The Zune movie rental prices are stupid expensive, avoid those. You can catch movie trailers even for rare or oddball movies on it, so it's worth installing. You DO NOT need a Zune to do this.
13) Your 360 is DLNA and UPnP compliant (you may have UPnP turned off in your router, turn it back on). This means with something like PS3mediaserver (free software) you can share/stream content off your PC onto your XBox 360.
14) Accessories: The Kinect is awesome, see point #15 for games, it acts as a webcam and can take voice commands. Be sure to calibrate it (it will prompt you) for each user. Kinect games tend to allow a psuedo second profile to be logged in even when someone else's non-Kinect profile is (letting people switch with each other in games). It's weird. It makes a terrible mic for games, though, since other players will get your game sound feedback too. Get a wireless headset for any real online multiplayer or co-op (50USD retail, 25-30 on sale). Really all other accessories are optional. Oh wait, no, get rechargeable packs instead of batteries, off brands have alternately been really good or really bad, depends. But any off brand charger will probably do (I have some off brand one from Fred Meyer). Cheap charge packs can be had from Amazon for as little as 6 bucks (if you're not color picky). Also, unpopular controller colors (especially pink) are frequently on sale, you can get them for 25 bucks instead of 50.
15) Games, Arcade is full of great co-op content, eat it up! Kinect games: Dance Central and Child of Eden are musts. Kinectimals and/or Fantasy Pets are also great for kids. Many Kinect games are not very good (read reviews), those 4 are. Most big ones feature demos now, so you can try The Biggest Loser game before buying it, for example. Your Shape is also good, but you'll probably be tired just from Dance Central:) Disc games? Eh, take your pick, there are craptons of great ones. Red Dead Redemption will have you busy for 100-200 hours.
POST too long, TBC
Post edited July 15, 2011 by orcishgamer