Posted April 20, 2010
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Edit: How do you make a pumping erection look unscrupulous in the workplace? Answer fast plz
Loudly announce "I AM TARZAN!", while shoving a banana down your pants. Afterwards, keep your arms strecthed, thrust your hips forward, and parade around your workplace while making monkey sounds.