...where no GOG thread has gone before!

Based on AlKim's grammar comment in another thread, and in the spirit of the "corrupt a wish" and "random fact" threads, let's try starting another game. The rule is simple: finish the phrase from the poster before you, then leave half a phrase of your own. Be as clever as you want; the winner gets a dinner date with tinyE, all expenses paid.* Here's the first one:

When in Rome...


*Expenses are actually the sole responsibility of the winner, if any. Also, tinyE may or may not show up. :p

...don't feed the lions!

From each according to his ability,...

... to each according to his disablity.

He who fights with monsters should....

...not fall in love with them.

A man should never kiss his...

(I feel like I had something to do with this)

It's -20 here, who the hell wants dinner with me!?

oh and I'm having a Red Baron frozen pizza for dinner. Another reason to lose this. :D

You should now that I do not kiss on first date

tinyE and amok sitting in a tree KISSING

ahh, blossoming young love...thats so romantic

(sits in his bean sack munching some popcorn)

toes.

Nice way to get athlete foot's on your lips...

Oh good, you showed up! ...is to kiss an athlete's foot.

The best wine in the world...

Was made by Jesus.

The rest of the wine is drunk by...

Santa Claus on his off days.

Mrs. Claus thinks Santa should get help...

...with his sack.(Double entredre or not?)

He who hath to little...

I was ninja'ed :( use the orion666 phrase

...gets the sperm

Too many cooks...